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Thread ID: 126234 2012-08-15 04:36:00 How to stop dog urinating on my tyres? SKT174 (1319) PC World Chat
Post ID Timestamp Content User
1294943 2012-08-16 10:56:00 Give up this restless need to move, stay stationary long enough, dog will eat you, end of issue. :D KarameaDave (15222)
1294944 2012-08-16 10:59:00 Lurk on the car and pee on the dog. R2x1 (4628)
1294945 2012-08-16 11:16:00 4099

Perhaps this may help ... :devil
This is a bit like the car insurance TV advert where the car owner goes to extremes to protect his car. He even has a moat around his car filled with sharks. This would certainly keep parking wardens and dogs away.
Bobh (5192)
1294946 2012-08-16 17:32:00 I had tomcats doing the same until I sneekly went out one dark ('dark' is an operative here) evening when there was no moon, and urinated on the tires myself .

OK - rash as it may seem - I never had a cat try that again and perhaps, by extension, it would work with a dog too .

1) Dark is important
2) Wear a kimono style robe, of sufficient length (note to self: should not be an afterthought)
3) Aim carefully, as marksmanship in absence of light is questionable at best .
4) Those with prostate problems should take extra care to at least achieve some trajectory besides: down .
5) Do not grin upon reentering one's abode, since a smiling male is always subject to intense questioning by one's spouse .
6) We never had this conversation .
SurferJoe46 (51)
1294947 2012-08-17 01:03:00 I had tomcats doing the same until I sneekly went out one dark ('dark' is an operative here) evening when there was no moon, and urinated on the tires myself .

OK - rash as it may seem - I never had a cat try that again and perhaps, by extension, it would work with a dog too .

1) Dark is important
2) Wear a kimono style robe, of sufficient length (note to self: should not be an afterthought)
3) Aim carefully, as marksmanship in absence of light is questionable at best .
4) Those with prostate problems should take extra care to at least achieve some trajectory besides: down .
5) Do not grin upon reentering one's abode, since a smiling male is always subject to intense questioning by one's spouse .
6) We never had this conversation .
I'll back that up . Doing so yourself works a treat . You are marking your patch:D
mikebartnz (21)
1294948 2012-08-17 01:17:00 I KNEW I'd find an ally somewhere. SurferJoe46 (51)
1294949 2012-08-17 02:05:00 Ford Model T coils were used very successful many years ago, as some of our 'older' readers will remember. :) BobM (1138)
1294950 2012-08-17 10:31:00 If you know who is the owner of the dog then talk to them or I would use some type of dog repellent (don’t know any brands). Marvin Barrett (16723)
1294951 2012-08-17 10:59:00 If you know who is the owner of the dog then talk to them or I would use some type of dog repellent (don’t know any brands).
Well done Marvin.
mikebartnz (21)
1294952 2012-08-17 13:51:00 Ford Model T coils were used very successful many years ago, as some of our 'older' readers will remember. :)

C'mon, Bob! How're ya gonna get the dog to turn the crank?
SurferJoe46 (51)
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