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Thread ID: 126272	2012-08-17 06:59:00	The Note	SurferJoe46 (51)	PC World Chat

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1295195	2012-08-17 06:59:00	The wife left a note on the fridge : "It's not working, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Mother's." I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what she was talking about............the fridge works fine. WOMEN, who can understand them?	SurferJoe46 (51)
1295196	2012-08-17 08:19:00	Well that's you in the $h!t . . . VERY DEEP $H!T !! AND I know where your wife has gone . . . . A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Montana, where a woman may go to choose a husband . Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributesof the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights . There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, SJ's wife goes to the Husband Store to find a NEW husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs . The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids . The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking . "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going . She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework . "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak . She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor . There are no men on this floor . This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please . Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store . Guess you're stuck with her SJ . . . :devil	SP8's (9836)
1295197	2012-08-17 13:50:00	15 years with this one so far. First wife passed away 20 years ago in '92, so I have a broken record. If I added them all up and didn't discount the 5 years in between, I'd be married for 44 years cumulatively. I'm sure I fooled them both into marrying me. That's a long time though - good - bad - and in-between.	SurferJoe46 (51)
1295198	2012-08-17 21:17:00	SWMBO and I been married 44 great years . She is just the best thing that ever happened to me! Ken	kenj (9738)
1295199	2012-08-17 21:35:00	I dunno a life sentence for murder would be much shorter :banana Coming up to 8 years next year I think (might have to ask) :D	gary67 (56)
1295200	2012-08-17 21:43:00	I dunno a life sentence for murder would be much shorter :banana Coming up to 8 years next year I think (might have to ask) :D If you have to ask, you may be endangering your life!! Don't do it, man! I've been matrimonially-unchallenged for 26 years in December. I used to bring out the life sentence joke and get a few laughs, but for the last 10 or so years it hasn't had as humorous an effect as in the past. Maybe it's the way I say it... Perhaps I'll try smiling when I say it next....	johcar (6283)
1295201	2012-08-17 21:48:00	. . . Perhaps I'll try smiling when I say it next . . . . Maybe trying running would be more OSH appoved? ;)	R2x1 (4628)
1295202	2012-08-18 04:25:00	SWMBO and I are approaching 36 great years. Things have not always gone smoothly, but then I learnt that the best way to live in peace and avoid a clip around the ear was to say, "Yes dear. Yes dear. Yes dear." Works a treat.:D	Roscoe (6288)
1295203	2012-08-18 04:40:00	SWMBO and I are approaching 36 great years. Things have not always gone smoothly, but then I learnt that the best way to live in peace and avoid a clip around the ear was to say, " Yes dear. Yes dear. Yes dear. " Works a treat.:D 32 for me this year ... but I tend to go bush quite often and say "here deer, here deer" ... most satisfying when the boomstick goes BANG and there's venison steaks in the freezer !! Please note that the dear head beers (yes I spelt that all correctly) no resemblance to my dear wife .... :devil	SP8's (9836)
1295204	2012-08-18 08:25:00	32 for me this year ... but I tend to go bush quite often and say "here deer, here deer" ... most satisfying when the boomstick goes BANG and there's venison steaks in the freezer !! Please note that the dear head beers (yes I spelt that all correctly) no resemblance to my dear wife ... . :devil Had venison tonight shot by step son	gary67 (56)
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