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Thread ID: 126455	2012-08-29 04:30:00	Ritchie McCaw - bring it in!	lordnoddy (3645)	PC World Chat

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1297520	2012-08-29 04:30:00	Ritchie McCaw goes into the All Black changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit down. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game Ritchie. We know it's important but we've just beaten Argentina and South Africa in consecutive weeks and let's be honest it's only Australia. They're c*ap and we simply can't be bothered". Ritchie looks at them and says "Oh well, the way I've been playing recently, I reckon I can beat these Aussies by myself, you guys go down the pub." So Ritchie goes out to play the Wallabys by himself while the rest of the All Black Team goes off for a few jars. After a few beers they wonder how the game is going, so they get the barman to put the telly on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "New Zealand 7, (McCaw - 10 minutes - Converted Try) - Australia 0 ". He is beating Australia all by himself!!!! Anyway, the telly goes off and a few more beers later the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how Ritchie got on". They get the telly put back on. "Result from Eden Park: New Zealand 7, (McCaw, 10 minutes) - Australia 7, (Sharpe, 79 minutes)". They can't believe it. Ritchie has single-handedly got a draw against Australia!! They rush back to Eden Park to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down guys. Sorry, but I’ve really let you down." moans Ritchie. "Don't be an idiot; you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" says the rest of the team. "No, No, I have" says Ritchie, "I've let you down…………..I hope you can forgive me but I got sent off after 12 minutes"	lordnoddy (3645)
1297521	2012-08-29 04:44:00	...... brilliant!. made joke of the week here just now. Thanks	Gobe1 (6290)
1297522	2012-08-29 22:49:00	BRILLIANT! Good to see this forum is good for a laugh. Which is more than you can say for those intolerant bigots and buffoons on both sides protesting gay marriage ...	WalOne (4202)
1297523	2012-08-29 23:02:00	This must have caused a flurry of bulk e-mails since it got posted here :D	R2x1 (4628)
1297524	2012-08-29 23:17:00	This must have caused a flurry of bulk e-mails since it got posted here :D I e-mailed it out to all my mates straight away - posted it on Work's Intranet and then here haha.	lordnoddy (3645)
1297525	2012-08-29 23:26:00	Why would they turn the telly off? makes no sense....	Metla (12)
1297526	2012-08-29 23:34:00	Why would they turn the telly off? makes no sense.... Okay just for Metla - I fixed it.... *** He is beating Australia all by himself!!!! Anyway, the Sky TV has issues and they lose the Sport Channels so they decided to have a few more beers later the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be working now, let's see how Ritchie got on". They get the telly put back onto the sport channel which is now working.	lordnoddy (3645)
1297527	2012-08-29 23:40:00	BRILLIANT! Good to see this forum is good for a laugh. Which is more than you can say for those intolerant bigots and buffoons on both sides protesting gay marriage ... To bring that up in this thread shows you are the one having trouble.	mikebartnz (21)
1297528	2012-08-29 23:47:00	To bring that up in this thread shows you are the one having trouble. No, I'm just dismayed at the way this forum gets hi-jacked by the vociferous few. But let's not derail a brilliant joke. Sorry, lordnoddy.	WalOne (4202)
1297529	2012-08-30 02:46:00	Why would they turn the telly off? makes no sense.... Rugby players are unlikely to watch TV if they are not on it, unless someone is paying them heaps.	R2x1 (4628)
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