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Thread ID: 126502	2012-09-01 01:34:00	Green side up ....	SP8's (9836)	PC World Chat

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1298217	2012-09-01 01:34:00	Bill, the Kiwi builder was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it . She was telling him what colour to paint each room . They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue . " The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red . The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan . The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what is that for? The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've got a couple of Aussies laying the turf out front .	SP8's (9836)
1298218	2012-09-01 01:42:00	Nice one. :lol:	BobM (1138)
1298219	2012-09-01 01:58:00	Lawn turf layers must be thick (or Aussies or Irish) if they do not know to have the green side up so that the grass is on top . What happens when an Aussie writes this joke is Aussies replaced by KIWIs? :D	Bobh (5192)
1298220	2012-09-01 02:20:00	Lawn turf layers must be thick (or Aussies or Irish) if they do not know to have the green side up so that the grass is on top . What happens when an Aussie writes this joke is Aussies replaced by KIWIs? :DAussies is replace by Tasmanians,	plod (107)
1298221	2012-09-01 02:53:00	Aussies is replace by Tasmanians, Oh dear, my grandfather was a Tasmanian.	Bobh (5192)
1298222	2012-09-01 03:39:00	Oh dear, my grandfather was a Tasmanian.My condolences	plod (107)
1298223	2012-09-01 06:32:00	Oh dear, my grandfather was a Tasmanian. Was he a bit of a Devil? PJ	Poppa John (284)
1298224	2012-09-01 06:36:00	Bill, the Kiwi builder was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what is that for? The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've got a couple of Aussies laying the turf out front. I don't really get it...	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1298225	2012-09-01 06:54:00	Was he a bit of a Devil? PJ No, I do not think that we have any Tasmanian Devils in the family.	Bobh (5192)
1298226	2012-09-01 07:19:00	I don't really get it... He's constantly telling the Aussies to lay the grass with the grass on the top, as opposed to the dirt being on top. :)	Nick G (16709)
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