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Thread ID: 28199 2002-12-13 02:07:00 OT - How about a joke to ease Friday the 13th? SKT174 (1319) Press F1
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105614 2002-12-13 02:07:00 Differences between man and woman :D

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
SKT174 (1319)
105615 2002-12-13 02:29:00 :D :D :D

It's been a long time since anyone has been brave enough to post any Friday jokes on the forum, particularly non-PC related ones. :D

However, it's Friday the 13th as you say, so here's my current favourite:

Stress management technique

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1) Picture yourself near a stream.

2) Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.

3) No one but you knows your secret place.

4) You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world."

5) The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6) The water is crystal clear.

7) You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.
Susan B (19)
105616 2002-12-13 02:37:00 Ooops .. I'm sorry coz I didn't know .. won't happen next time :) SKT174 (1319)
105617 2002-12-13 02:57:00 Hey, 'tis OK, it's Friday the 13th so no one will dare complain! :D Susan B (19)
105618 2002-12-13 03:08:00 What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? honeylaser (814)
105619 2002-12-13 03:20:00 whats with friday the 13th? whats the differance between today and any other friday?? there is none!!



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Synchronised_Thoughts (2589)
105620 2002-12-13 03:35:00 > What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Tried washing your hands in a Buffalo?
godfather (25)
105621 2002-12-13 03:38:00 > > What's the difference between a buffalo and a
> bison?
>
> Tried washing your hands in a Buffalo?

Dammit! Though I would have said "You can't wash your hands in a buffalo". It has to be one of the most pathetic jokes ever... so its fantastic!
honeylaser (814)
105622 2002-12-13 04:04:00 > whats with friday the 13th? whats the differance
> between today and any other friday?? there is none!!

The date!

Cheers,Kiwitas,;-)
Kiwitas (514)
105623 2002-12-13 05:27:00 >Ooops .. I'm sorry coz I didn't know .. won't happen next time

People were having so much fun around here for a while that the PC humour police got annoyed and pointed out we were all supposed to be serious geeks not joke swappers.

But as it's Friday the 13th...

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Heather P (163)
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