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Thread ID: 126646 2012-09-09 23:49:00 Monday Laughs......Nuns, Politicians, Lawyers and Criminals....just your usual Monday Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1299951 2012-09-11 02:22:00 A guy with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg was waiting at the bus stop.
When the bus pulled up the door opened and the Irish driver said...
" 'i, 'i, 'i, you look 'armless, 'op on."
lordnoddy (3645)
1299952 2012-09-11 03:21:00 A guy with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg was waiting at the bus stop.
When the bus pulled up the door opened and the Irish driver said...
" 'i, 'i, 'i, you look 'armless, 'op on. "

:shakingmyhead: LOL
Gobe1 (6290)
1299953 2012-09-11 03:53:00 Funny how some things start me laughing. SWMBO thinks i am mad at times!! Probably right ;)

Saw a picture on a website yesterday. It was simply a headstone with the name HISCOCK on it.

Not that that was funny, till I read the caption which was ......wonder where they buried the rest of him?

Ken :thumbs:
kenj (9738)
1299954 2012-09-11 05:37:00 A guy with 3 eyes, no arms and one leg was waiting at the bus stop.
When the bus pulled up the door opened and the Irish driver said...
" 'i, 'i, 'i, you look 'armless, 'op on. "

Pretty stuffed up guy...
ChazTheGeek (16619)
1299955 2012-09-11 05:43:00 Drink does that - he was half way to being legless. R2x1 (4628)
1299956 2012-09-11 05:46:00 And the smokes... ChazTheGeek (16619)
1299957 2012-09-11 05:53:00 Nah, no smokes. If he was hopping a on bus he must have been out. R2x1 (4628)
1299958 2012-09-11 06:12:00 I liked the one about jail vs rest homes, so true...

Indeed :D

Thank Billy, always a good laugh :)
Chilling_Silence (9)
1299959 2012-09-11 23:30:00 Drink does that - he was half way to being legless.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!
lordnoddy (3645)
1299960 2012-09-12 04:11:00 Just received this - I can relate as we all can LOL :D

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.




Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training..
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.


Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?


Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible..
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.


Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!


Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.


Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.


Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?


Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.


Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?


Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.


Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.


Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.


Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.


Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.


Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.


Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?


Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


Thank You,
Human Resources
wainuitech (129)
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