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Thread ID: 28679 2002-12-28 04:01:00 'Twas the month after Christmas Mike (15) Press F1
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109394 2003-01-04 21:39:00 > Booby trap them

I love the way this forum comes up with all the answers to everything. :D

You guys are a bit too late though -- after scoffing a whole box of Maltesers last night (:O I couldn't help it!) I put the rest of the boxes in the pantry and they have ALREADY disappeared! :O

Gotta be quick!! :D
Susan B (19)
109395 2003-01-04 21:44:00 >>> I put the rest of the boxes in the pantry

Well duh! You put them in the pantry with all the other food - if I open the pantry door and see something I like I'll eat it... the pantry is for everybody :) put it somewhere they won't find it - your knickers draw ;\

Mike. <prepares to run from Susan>
Mike (15)
109396 2003-01-04 22:06:00 Mike: You don't get it, do you?! :D

After scoffing a whole box last night I put the others in the pantry on purpose so that someone WOULD steal them and thus save me from undoing all my hard work. They can afford it more than I can. ;-)

Besides, my knickers drawer is the first place they always look. :rollseyes: :D

A tip for anyone: NEVER hide things in the oven warming drawer even though you never use said warming drawer -- Murphy's law dictates that someone will eventually come along and accidentally turn the switch on..... :O :D
Susan B (19)
109397 2003-01-04 22:26:00 > A tip for anyone: NEVER hide things in the oven
> warming drawer even though you never use said warming
> drawer -- Murphy's law dictates that someone will
> eventually come along and accidentally turn the
> switch on..... :O :D

There are some fun uses for melted chocolate Susan ;-);-);-)
Baldy (26)
109398 2003-01-05 02:43:00 You could occasionally hide some (repackaged) laxative chocolate, Susan. Nothing like a bit of biological warfare to intensify the war on domestic terrorism. B-) Graham L (2)
109399 2003-01-05 03:15:00 Thats evil Graham.

Susan probably has to wash the undies in her household.

I know someone who passed around the laxative chewing gum at a place they worked once. That caused consterpation - sorry consternation.

BALDY:-)
Baldy (26)
109400 2003-01-05 03:22:00 BE Careful...There is the possibility of a GASTRONOMIC EXPLOSION.... oldaddy76 (2822)
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