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| Thread ID: 28679 | 2002-12-28 04:01:00 | 'Twas the month after Christmas | Mike (15) | Press F1 |
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| 109384 | 2002-12-28 04:01:00 | Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared, The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt-- I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So-away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip Every last bit of food that I like must be banished "Till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie-not even a lick. I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore--- But isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! Mike. |
Mike (15) | ||
| 109385 | 2003-01-01 11:42:00 | I've just baked a cake and three batches of cookies:D Not to mention consumed more chocolate than I whought was humanley possible over the xmas period...:D |
nz_liam (845) | ||
| 109386 | 2003-01-01 21:42:00 | > Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the > house > Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. Hi Mike, What kind of blouse do you wear nowaday's. Hopefully not a big girls blouse.... |
Baldy (26) | ||
| 109387 | 2003-01-01 22:40:00 | >Not to mention consumed more chocolate than I whought was humanley possible over the xmas period... You..... pig!! :p :D |
Susan (2858) | ||
| 109388 | 2003-01-02 07:59:00 | >>> What kind of blouse do you wear nowaday's . Hopefully not a big girls blouse . . . . Ummm . . . no :) Mike . |
Mike (15) | ||
| 109389 | 2003-01-02 10:43:00 | > > Not to mention consumed more chocolate than I > whought was humanley possible over the xmas > period... > > You..... pig!! :p :D I am not a pig, what you you do if you were presented with a pile of chocolates... Bet you wouldent sit there and look at them! |
nz_liam (845) | ||
| 109390 | 2003-01-03 04:23:00 | > I am not a pig, OK, you're not a pig . :p > what you you do if you were presented with a pile of chocolates . . . Bet you wouldent sit there and look at them! I do actually . I like to save them and build up the anticipation . :D The only reason ppl (the kids) give me chocolates is because they know I take ages to open them and they have a good chance of stealing them when they think I've forgotten all about them . Just when I decide that I will finally crack them open I usually discover that they are no longer to be found . :O X-( |
Susan B (19) | ||
| 109391 | 2003-01-03 04:26:00 | >>> Just when I decide that I will finally crack them >>> open I usually discover that they are no longer to be >>> found. :O X-( Booby trap them :D Mike. |
Mike (15) | ||
| 109392 | 2003-01-04 12:11:00 | > > > > Just when I decide that I will finally crack > > > > them > > > > open I usually discover that they are no longer > > > > to be > > > > found. :O X-( > > Booby trap them :D > > Mike. Or even better :D; don't let the kid's set eyes on them.... Courier them direct to me:D:D:D |
nz_liam (845) | ||
| 109393 | 2003-01-04 21:20:00 | > > > > > Just when I decide that I will finally crack > > > > > them > > > > > open I usually discover that they are no longer > > > > > to be > > > > > found. :O X-( > > > > Booby trap them :D > > > > Mike. > > Or even better :D; don't let the kid's set eyes on > them.... Courier them direct to me:D:D:D Thats an even better idea Liam. As long as they were couriered to me |
Baldy (26) | ||
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