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Thread ID: 126759	2012-09-17 05:06:00	The Alternative Thread	SolMiester (139)	PC World Chat

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1301471	2012-09-17 05:06:00	Because I can and wish to start a joke thread . . . . . . A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a Maori outside a Welfare office . "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by Prime Minister Key and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in South Auckland from the Hokianga with your wife and eight children" . The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them" . The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go" . Rangi now got bolder . "I need a big house with a three-car garage on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live up North . . I want to bring them all down here" --- and -- PING !-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking a bay . "One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand . "Yes, one more wish . I want to be like a real New Zealander with good clothes instead of these torn clothes . And I want to have white skin like the majority of New Zealanders" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a "Yeah Right" Tui T Shirt, and a baseball cap . He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon . . "What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed . "Where is my new house?" THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . . . . . The fairy said: "Tough **** Rangi, now that you are a white New Zealander you have to fend for yourself" .	SolMiester (139)
1301472	2012-09-17 05:44:00	LMFAO One of the best jokes i've ever read, and soo true!	goodiesguy (15316)
1301473	2012-09-17 05:51:00	:lol::lol::lol: That was great.	icow (15313)
1301474	2012-09-17 05:55:00	It would have been nice to have respected the wishes of Billy T and held off this thread until later.	dvm (6543)
1301475	2012-09-17 07:05:00	It would have been nice to have respected the wishes of Billy T and held off this thread until later.why? What better way to remember someone then with a laugh. If we withheld jokes every time someone on here knew some that died this place would be like a morgue	plod (107)
1301476	2012-09-17 08:11:00	Pretty racist........	lakewoodlady (103)
1301477	2012-09-17 08:19:00	Stereotypes exist for a reason.	icow (15313)
1301478	2012-09-17 08:20:00	Because I can and wish to start a joke thread . . . . . . A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a Maori outside a Welfare office . "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by Prime Minister Key and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in South Auckland from the Hokianga with your wife and eight children" . The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them" . The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go" . Rangi now got bolder . "I need a big house with a three-car garage on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live up North . . I want to bring them all down here" --- and -- PING !-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking a bay . "One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand . "Yes, one more wish . I want to be like a real New Zealander with good clothes instead of these torn clothes . And I want to have white skin like the majority of New Zealanders" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a "Yeah Right" Tui T Shirt, and a baseball cap . He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon . . "What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed . "Where is my new house?" lol THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . . . . . The fairy said: "Tough **** Rangi, now that you are a white New Zealander you have to fend for yourself" . lol best joke I have heard for a while, cant wait to get to work to tell it tomorrow .	prefect (6291)
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