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123027 2003-02-21 17:58:00 Only ten questions, but I think a couple are unfair.


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I rated only 66%.
robo.
robo (205)
123028 2003-02-21 19:59:00 Hmmm... only 38%

takes multi-colour pen from pocket protector and makes note to
remember to take java study notes to bed for bedtime reading
wuppo (41)
123029 2003-02-21 20:18:00 I gotta get out more . . . .

Official Certificate of Geekiness





This is to certify that TazzieNZ has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown his class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 86% . Accordingly he has been awarded the following accolade . . .





"You're pretty much a nerd, sure enough . So if that's what you wanted to hear, well done, ish . I mean you're a "kind-of" geek, but definitely not gifted . Either you're a hard worker who's as thick as two short sales executives, or you just can't be bothered with detail . Whichever, you're a loser . "
TazzieNZ (463)
123030 2003-02-21 21:23:00 "You are 66% geek

You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd say it was almost certainly a bad thing."

lol
tweak'e (174)
123031 2003-02-21 21:35:00 Well shoot. I guess I have to rate at 0% because I can't even find the test.

Maybe that should be minus something, :O
mark c (247)
123032 2003-02-21 21:51:00 This is to certify that JenC has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown her class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 72%. Accordingly she has been awarded the following accolade...

"You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life."

:D it's very sad.
Jen C (20)
123033 2003-02-21 22:19:00 The question about sunshine and the question about favoured bed partner are unfair.

Tweak'e - I think 66% is the correct answer.
Although the bid about staying away from technology I find insulting.

robo.
robo (205)
123034 2003-02-21 22:33:00 You are 76% geek

You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life.
-=JM=- (16)
123035 2003-02-21 22:35:00 69%

You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd say it was almost certainly a bad thing.

And I would have to agree I am afraid :D
John Grieve (367)
123036 2003-02-21 22:45:00 I'm 72% geek

" You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life. "

Its sad when something like this comes up with the truth...

I wanna know who printed out the certificate!?
Bobble (3142)
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