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Thread ID: 127044	2012-10-01 07:11:00	Unknown_Tool	zqwerty (97)	PC World Chat

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1304399	2012-10-02 04:43:00	Scrotum Scratcher? :confused: Geez! Youse guys have all the best experiences!	SurferJoe46 (51)
1304400	2012-10-02 05:00:00	I wuz gonna guess 'lutefisk ejector' from my grandmother's house . If you've ever eaten authentic lutefisk, you'll recognize the importance that every person at the table have one of these utensils . Lutefisk is cod that has been dried in a lye solution . It looks like the desiccated, tubercular cadavers of squirrels run over by trucks, but after it is soaked and reconstituted and the lye is washed out and it's cooked, it looks more fish-related, though with lutefisk, the window of success is small . It can be tasty, but the statistics aren’t on your side . What it may or may not lack in taste, it more than makes up in aroma . It is quite capable of causing projectile vomiting in the staunchest Swede/Norwegian . Getting close enough to it to actually be able to eat it requires a steeled stomach that is best tempered with strong Meade or homemade beer . My grandmother knew the rumor that lutefisk keeps raccoons away from under the house . We tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but then we had a family of Lutherans living under our house . It is the hereditary delicacy of Swedes and Norwegians who serve it around the holidays, in memory of their ancestors, who ate it because they were poor . Most lutefisk is not edible by normal people if one can see, smell or feel it first . It is reminiscent of the afterbirth of a dog or the world's largest chunk of phlegm .	SurferJoe46 (51)
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