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Thread ID: 127154	2012-10-07 10:27:00	Monday Laughs...............Bits 'n Snippets, posting early for Xmas.........	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1305583	2012-10-07 22:00:00	A man using Apple maps walk into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church. Love it! Think I might tell that one tonight at dinner :D	Nick G (16709)
1305584	2012-10-07 22:10:00	:thanks Billy T - and The Error Guy :lol:	WalOne (4202)
1305585	2012-10-08 21:56:00	Someone just emailed this to me, and I've got to share it ... Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice, "Play a jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The chap jumps out of his seat again and shouts - "No, no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord...". A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional he is, dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd go ballistic with this impromptu show of his musical expertise. But, still the little Chinese man jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord!!!". Stevie is really peed off now that this chap doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage, "OK smart a$$, you get up here and do it". The little bloke climbs onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing............. "a jazz chord , to say , I ruv you...." :D	WalOne (4202)
1305586	2012-10-08 22:20:00	That's terrible but I love it! Thanks Wal!	lordnoddy (3645)
1305587	2012-10-09 01:59:00	That's terrible but I love it! Thanks Wal! This is not my week ... in another post R2x1 had said I was "dreadful" :lol:	WalOne (4202)
1305588	2012-10-09 02:17:00	Punishment is merited ;)	R2x1 (4628)
1305589	2012-10-11 01:02:00	Punishment is merited ;) No punishment has been meted out, it must be safe to come out again from hiding. So this group of Irish Monks needs to make payments on their belfry, and they've begun to run out of money, so after racking their brains for a few nights, and trying everything they could to get some cash together, they decide to sell flowers to make money. For weeks they sell flowers, and it's going well. Too well in fact, they've begun to run the local florist, Patty O'Flannigan out of town. Well, a bit cheesed at the monks jumping in on his territory, he decides to confront them. He asks them to step off, politely, but they simply respond that, "That's no way to talk to men of God!", and throw him out of their monastery. For weeks this goes on, the monks selling flowers, and the florist getting more and more desperate to make them stop. Finally, he goes to Hugh MacTaggart, the biggest, baddest man in town -- he could get anyone to leave town -- so Patty decides he's the best way to get rid of the monks, gives him the rest of the money, and retires to bed, wary of the results. In the morning, a knock on his door reveals MacTaggart, offering a firm handshake and saying, "They shan't be botherin' ya again Patty." The moral of the story is; Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. :D	WalOne (4202)
1305590	2012-10-11 02:23:00	:D Billy, the one about the depressed guy is great!	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1305591	2012-10-11 19:26:00	Wal... keep digging my man... keep digging =P Great jokes... keep em coming (or wait til next Monday Laughs). Billy you make Mondays my friend!	lordnoddy (3645)
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