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| Thread ID: 127137 | 2012-10-06 02:43:00 | Haven't had one of these offers in years........... | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1305405 | 2012-10-07 02:19:00 | I haven't had an offer in years either. Must be my age! PJ :D :D |
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| 1305406 | 2012-10-09 06:41:00 | . Okay, okay, ixnay with the feeding frenzy, I shall spread my largesse far and wide once I receive the funds, and I'll not forget all my PF1 colleagues. Now, to get this off the ground, I'm thinking of taking up a collection for the US$100,000 'facilitation fee' that my new friend and trusted associate Fidelis Gaki Ubuti ( I call him Fiddles for short) needs to set the ball rolling, and how could you not trust a man with a name like that? Actually, and on reflection, rather than take up a collection I think I should sell shares in this enterprise. I'm thinking of $10,000 per share, with a maximum of 10 shares per person. Now, I know you'll think I've gone soft in the head offering such a low entry point for access to a share of $US9.6m, but I'm that kind of guy, warm, friendly, good looking (just in case any of you PF1 gals want an in on the profits) good prospects and only one wife, so I'm not even run in yet. So, I'll have to set up the anonymous box number and study up on the code book Fiddles has sent me, and what a generous man, he only charged me $US1000 for that book. I'm a little disappointed in it in some ways, it is not really a book, it is more like a scroll or roll with perforations between the pages but the paper is nice and soft so it will be easy to eat the codes if the FBI come calling (Fidelis warned me about them, apparently they are mistaking him for somebody else and he's promised to clear that up as soon as he gets this exciting enterprise off the ground). We'll need a code word for authenticated members as well, to make sure nobody tries to cut in without paying their share, so watch this space, and don't go PM'ing me to try and get the account number to bank to, all applications will be treated the same and judged by the thickness of the envelope you slip me and the colour of the contents. Cheers Billy 8-{) :spam |
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