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| Thread ID: 31422 | 2003-03-21 07:47:00 | OT: What Canadians are thinking.... | Terry Porritt (14) | Press F1 |
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| 129852 | 2003-03-21 07:47:00 | I thought Press F1'ers would like to see this: Something light in the midst of it all. An Apology from the Canadians Courtesy of Rick Mercer, from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" CBC Television: On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently, and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence, I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally, on behalf of all Canadians, I?m sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly-veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. |
Terry Porritt (14) | ||
| 129853 | 2003-03-21 08:33:00 | Brilliant Terry! I have sent it to my Canadian work- mate. She will especially appreciate it. BALDY:-) |
Baldy (26) | ||
| 129854 | 2003-03-21 21:20:00 | John Howard phones George Bush, and asks "What proof do you have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Bush replies: "Dad kept the receipts" |
Steve Askew (119) | ||
| 129855 | 2003-03-23 07:37:00 | I just sent the "dad kept the receipts" joke to an American friend. She loved it! .Clueless |
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