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Thread ID: 127280	2012-10-14 22:33:00	Monday Laughs...............Time for some Culture and Philosophy..................	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1306952	2012-10-18 19:44:00	Two porpoises had lived in a tank in a house for a hundred years . One day they summoned a servant and said "We have lived here long with everything we need - food, drink and security with these two lions lying in the doorway to protect us, but we are bored . Bring us a talking bird!" . The servant agrees and goes away . In a few hours he reappears carrying a large bird . He carefully steps across the two lions and as he enters the room a policeman jumps out from nowhere and arrests him . The charge???? Transporting Mynas across Staid Lions for Immortal Porpoises . :groan:	WalOne (4202)
1306953	2012-10-18 20:52:00	? . . . And I meant the boy without the body . Not headless . Silly me . :P The last line of the Ghandi joke reads ~supercalifragilisticexpealidosious (spelling?) . WalOne - what are you doing - Wal - stahp =D	lordnoddy (3645)
1306954	2012-10-18 21:10:00	I asked my African American friend if he had a dream? He said - "Naw man I don't - last brother who had a dream got shot!"	lordnoddy (3645)
1306955	2012-10-18 22:15:00	A man with three testicles gets on a bus. He boastfully turns to the guy beside him and says "do you realize that between us we have five balls?" The other guy replies "Why? Have you only got one?" :groan:	WalOne (4202)
1306956	2012-10-18 22:23:00	Sorry but i did laugh at that last one...	Gobe1 (6290)
1306957	2012-10-18 22:49:00	As did I . . . _________________________ Scottish man goes to America for the first time and gets invited to a Yankies game (baseball - which he's never seen played before) . He listens in on everyone cheering when the ball gets hit . He starts getting into the cheering and yelling "RUN, RUN, RUN!!!" when the Yankies team is batting . When a batter comes up to the plate and get's his fourth ball and is allowed to take a walk to first base the Scott stands up and yells "RUN, RUN, RUN!!!" after the laughter from the crowd dies down from his error his friend whispers to him "Mate, he doesn't have to run he's got 4 balls" The man stands up and yells "Walk with PRIDE!"	lordnoddy (3645)
1306958	2012-10-19 03:39:00	The last line of the Ghandi joke reads ~supercalifragilisticexpealidosious (spelling?). Oh I see.	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1306959	2012-10-19 03:41:00	I asked my African American friend if he had a dream? He said - "Naw man I don't - last brother who had a dream got shot!" I like it. Not that I like dead African Americans.	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1306960	2012-10-19 07:07:00	An enterprising Afgahn carpet maker just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.	tutaenui (1724)
1306961	2012-10-19 22:55:00	A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams . He went over to a table where a body was lying face down . He removed the sheet over the body and to his surprise he found a cork in the corpse's rectum . Figuring this was fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to his surprise, music began playing "On the road again . . . Just can't wait to get on the road again . . . " The student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the rectum . The music stopped . Totally freaked out, the student called the Medical Examiner over to the corpse . "Look at this . This is really something!" the student told the examiner as he pulled the cork back out again . "On the road again . . . Just can't wait to get on the road again . . . " "So what?", the Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery . "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student . "Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "Any a$$hole can sing country music . " :D Another version has the a$$hole singing "Waltzing Matilda", but I don't want to antagonise the Ozs this close to the Bledisloe tonight . :lol:	WalOne (4202)
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