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Thread ID: 127280	2012-10-14 22:33:00	Monday Laughs...............Time for some Culture and Philosophy..................	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1306942	2012-10-16 18:58:00	A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out! The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms popped out! The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair. By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over. The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head." :groan:	WalOne (4202)
1306943	2012-10-16 22:00:00	From a recently received email . My Tax Return Yesterday I had my Tax Return "Returned" I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the I R D sent my Tax Return back!! I guess it was because of my response to the line which said: "List All Dependents" So, I replied: 18 thousand illegal immigrants in Auckland alone 20 thousand crackheads 295 thousand unemployable people living on welfare 7 . 5 thousand people in over 21 prisons and 120 fools in Parliament . . . . . . . . Apparently, this was NOT acceptable . . So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"	Marnie (4574)
1306944	2012-10-16 22:28:00	Marnie, I like it!	bk T (215)
1306945	2012-10-16 23:45:00	:groan: +1 - You've done it again.... :groan:	lordnoddy (3645)
1306946	2012-10-16 23:50:00	Poor kid. I bet when he was just a head the only birthday and Xmas presents he ever got were sunglasses and hats! A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head! But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out! The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms popped out! The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair. By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over. The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head." :groan:	Greg (193)
1306947	2012-10-17 03:27:00	+1 - You've done it again.... :groan: The week's not over yet ... :D	WalOne (4202)
1306948	2012-10-17 03:31:00	Liked the headless boy one. A bit of black humor is great!	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1306949	2012-10-17 20:25:00	Liked the headless boy one . A bit of black humor is great! So stuff like Anit-Jokes? Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms . . . or . . . Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He got hit by a bus . . . XD	lordnoddy (3645)
1306950	2012-10-17 20:34:00	Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis ... :groan:	WalOne (4202)
1306951	2012-10-18 03:33:00	? ... And I meant the boy without the body. Not headless. Silly me. :P	ChazTheGeek (16619)
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