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Thread ID: 127435	2012-10-22 09:16:00	Monday Laughs............Clear-out of snippets +1.................	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1308160	2012-10-25 05:57:00	Glad that's all sorted. Now, back to what Billy T started, with a giggle or three ... A young girl is wandering through the Auckland Domain after a big downpour, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog, "what's your name?" To her surprise, the dog answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Unbelievably, the 2nd dog also answers. "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles." "No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day!"	WalOne (4202)
1308161	2012-10-25 20:46:00	:lol:	Gobe1 (6290)
1308162	2012-10-26 03:33:00	:lol:	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1308163	2012-10-26 05:38:00	A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly... "I think the man would have said - 'Well, F#ck me! A talking pig!" The teacher had to leave the room.	WalOne (4202)
1308164	2012-10-26 06:22:00	Kid's these days :D	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1308165	2012-10-27 06:35:00	Judge: "I'm sorry Mickey, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie on the grounds that she's crazy." Mickey: "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f*****g Goofy!" :groan:	WalOne (4202)
1308166	2012-10-27 23:26:00	Seeing it's Sunday ... A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The husband thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The husband replied, "Long ago, some bloke died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." :D	WalOne (4202)
1308167	2012-10-28 03:26:00	And to tide you over until tomorrow: A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbour sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." His neighbour says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street carrying12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks. He replies, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is. The guy replies, "Its pussy willow." He says, "Hold on, let me get my hat."	johcar (6283)
1308168	2012-10-28 06:53:00	:D	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1308169	2012-10-28 08:03:00	:D	jonovw (16835)
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