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Thread ID: 127435	2012-10-22 09:16:00	Monday Laughs............Clear-out of snippets +1.................	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1308150	2012-10-24 10:13:00	Great jokes guys. Billy that last one is well...a little old and over used. The rest were funny though. Ah well, so am I, but when you can produce a weekly list of jokes for more years than I care to remember, and as part of an unbroken sequence of weekly humour that predates this version of the Forum by some years, then maybe, just maybe, you might be competent to criticise. However, I can guarantee 100% that you have not seen that version before, ever, anywhere. Why? Because like so many of the jokes I post, I rewrite them for local flavour or to correct spelling and grammar, or just to make them better. Those who can, do; those who can't, criticise. Billy	Billy T (70)
1308151	2012-10-24 18:55:00	I think it is an error to acknowledge ignorance.	Cicero (40)
1308152	2012-10-24 20:03:00	I think it is an error to acknowledge ignorance. I disagree. If ignorance is not acknowledged, how do the ignorant improve themselves?	johcar (6283)
1308153	2012-10-24 20:27:00	I disagree. If ignorance is not acknowledged, how do the ignorant improve themselves? So you are under the impression, that a leopard can change it's spot?	Cicero (40)
1308154	2012-10-24 20:36:00	I disagree. If ignorance is not acknowledged, how do the ignorant improve themselves? Its called Status Quo EDIT: Also my mother is very wise (as is probably most on this forum) she said "how come no one can see their own faults??"	Gobe1 (6290)
1308155	2012-10-24 20:43:00	Love your efforts, Billy. I can appreciate the commitment. Hope that you will be inspired to keep going for some time yet. Here's another to add to the list of funnies: On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...' He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!' The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...? Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...! They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him. A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" The woman nodded, "Pepper."	Roscoe (6288)
1308156	2012-10-25 00:58:00	So you are under the impression, that a leopard can change it's spot?Leopards? No. But people can change, if they are willing to make the effort.	johcar (6283)
1308157	2012-10-25 02:29:00	Problem is, they never want to make the effort, that of course was my point in the first place.	Cicero (40)
1308158	2012-10-25 03:55:00	Sorry Billy.	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1308159	2012-10-25 04:16:00	You are forgiven my son.	Cicero (40)
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