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| Thread ID: 33357 | 2003-05-14 09:18:00 | OT: Sort of geeky yuppy (geeppie) joke | Billy T (70) | Press F1 |
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| 144040 | 2003-05-14 09:18:00 | A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture, when suddenly, out of a dust cloud, a brand-new BMW advanced toward him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and said to the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a geeppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock, and calmly answered, "Sure." The geeppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone; he then surfed to a NASA page on the internet, where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area and, then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he printed out a 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer. He then turned to the shepherd and said: "You have exactly 1,586 sheep." "Well, that is amazing I must say, you are correct; - Choose whichever sheep you fancy" said the shepherd, and he watched as the young man selected one of the animals and bundle it into the back of his BMW. Then, the shepherd said, " If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" " Sure - okay - why not?" answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant," said the shepherd. "Amazing - that's correct," said the geeppie, "but, how did you guess that?" "No guessing required," answered the shepherd. "You turned up here, although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know sh** about my business. Now, give me back my dog." |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 144041 | 2003-05-14 09:24:00 | hahahahahah :D I gotta remember that one |
cyberchuck (173) | ||
| 144042 | 2003-05-14 09:37:00 | that was a good joke hahahahahahahhahahahahah hazza . |
hazza (2704) | ||
| 144043 | 2003-05-14 20:52:00 | >>that was a good joke hahahahahahahhahahahahah. Ditto |
Thomas (1820) | ||
| 144044 | 2003-05-15 01:02:00 | hehehe :D Good one. |
stu140103 (137) | ||
| 144045 | 2003-05-15 01:33:00 | :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O | mark c (247) | ||
| 144046 | 2003-05-15 02:25:00 | This is a bit of a spin-off from the dumb blonde one but I like this one much better . Hmmm, maybe the consultant was blonde too? :p :D |
Susan B (19) | ||
| 144047 | 2003-05-15 02:31:00 | Speaking of Blonde Jokes Susan, have you seen this one? (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz) | Jester (13) | ||
| 144048 | 2003-05-15 02:33:00 | And why is it that the New Zealand Government, local Councils, Health Boards, and all NZ big companies hire consultants like that? | Graham L (2) | ||
| 144049 | 2003-05-15 02:49:00 | > Speaking of Blonde Jokes Susan, have you seen this one? Yep, sure have. And boy, is she hot!! :O You got there yet?? Shouldn't take you long with your Jetstream. ;-) |
Susan B (19) | ||
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