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| Thread ID: 127864 | 2012-11-18 23:02:00 | Monday Laughs...... Be Kind To Southerners Week (Hope you haven't forgotten the pig) | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1313283 | 2012-11-22 01:35:00 | Nope, the next few numbers would be 101, 102, 110, 111, 112, 120, 121, 122, 200, etc. Just like 8, 9, 10, 11... 19, 20, 21 ;) Learn something new every day - cheers guys! NOW GIVE ME JOKES! :D |
lordnoddy (3645) | ||
| 1313284 | 2012-11-22 04:03:00 | Ok then... Another blonde joke Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years." |
ChazTheGeek (16619) | ||
| 1313285 | 2012-11-22 10:14:00 | (I am waiting on my mom to get out of her doctor’s appointment. I overhear a conversation between a 17-year-old patient and the doctor.) Patient: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MIGHT BE PREGNANT?!” Doctor: “Well, ma’am, you said you haven’t been having your period, and you have been having sex with your boyfriend, so it is highly possible.” Patient: “But I’m a lesbian! I can’t get pregnant!” Doctor: “Oh? I apologize. I thought you said you had a boyfriend. Well then, we should try other tests. And I apologize to you and your girlfriend.” Patient: “Ew, what? I do have a boyfriend! Why would I date a girl?” Doctor: “Then you aren’t a lesbian. And you are probably pregnant.” Patient: “I am a lesbian! My mom told my boyfriend and I that she wished I was a lesbian so I wouldn’t get pregnant. My boyfriend and I decided that I was a lesbian, so mom wouldn’t have to worry.” Doctor: “Miss, that is not how it works, and not what she meant.” Patient: “Screw you! I know my mom better then you do. You just lost a patient since you don’t even know lesbians can’t get pregnant!” *storms out* |
Agent_24 (57) | ||
| 1313286 | 2012-11-22 20:19:00 | Bahahaha gotta love the next generation! | lordnoddy (3645) | ||
| 1313287 | 2012-11-22 22:21:00 | TGIF - now for FRIDAY FUNNIES! *** Q: How do you know an elephant is in bed with you? A: The E on his PJays! *** PT 1 Q: How do you get an elephant in the fridge? A: Open the door, take the stuff out, put the elephant in and close the door . PT 2 Q: How do you get a giraffe in the fridge? A: Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in and close the door . PT 3 Q: All the animals decide to have a meeting . . . who's not there? A: The giraffe because he's still in the fridge! |
lordnoddy (3645) | ||
| 1313288 | 2012-11-22 23:41:00 | Not exactly a joke and rather too long to type out.. In the RD a small story by a guy who helped out with the families prawn fishery business when young. It went on about the boats, the fish, the nets, the early start, this and that.....at the end it said: So.................so that's why I became an accountant. |
pctek (84) | ||
| 1313289 | 2012-11-22 23:43:00 | So papa, how do you like the iPad we got you? (www.snotr.com) :D |
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