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Thread ID: 127864	2012-11-18 23:02:00	Monday Laughs...... Be Kind To Southerners Week (Hope you haven't forgotten the pig)	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1313263	2012-11-19 22:55:00	So Jane holds a fancy dress party, with the theme of "emotions". Some folks come covered in lovehearts, others dressed in dark moody blues and blacks. ...then she answers the door to John and David. John is naked except for a bowl of some yellow stuff that he's clutching to his genitals. David is similarly naked, except for a piece of fruit... "What on earth are you supposed to be?!" exclaims Jane. "Well," says David, "I'm deep in 'dis pear..." "...and I'm f***ing 'dis custard," finished John. Ooooohhhhh! Borderline!!! :D	johcar (6283)
1313264	2012-11-19 23:02:00	Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough." My avatar refused to see anything funny in this ... I did :lol::lol::lol:	WalOne (4202)
1313265	2012-11-19 23:05:00	My avatar refused to see anything funny in this Well that's because Rocket Dog would have caught the Ducks of course! *** What do you call a "insert race of person here" man flying a Plane? A Pilot you racist! What do you call a "insert race of person here" in a suit in Court? A Lawyer you racist!	lordnoddy (3645)
1313266	2012-11-19 23:38:00	A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?' The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.' The boss, feeling sorry for her, says 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax & rest.' 'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.' The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and he decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees her crying hysterically... 'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks. 'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister.' 'Her mother died, too!'	WalOne (4202)
1313267	2012-11-20 03:17:00	Love that one!	ChazTheGeek (16619)
1313268	2012-11-20 04:06:00	Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 120." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 120? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"	the_bogan (9949)
1313269	2012-11-20 06:47:00	A Blond shop assistant asked her manager "where shall I put this roll of bubble wrap" He replied "Oh just pop it in that corner" It took her 3 hours. -------------------------------------------------------------------- There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.	tutaenui (1724)
1313270	2012-11-20 22:48:00	Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam . The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk . ’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all . One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages . However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child . 2) It provides immunity against several diseases . 3) It is always the right temperature . 4) It is inexpensive . 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa . 6) It is always available as needed . And then the student was stuck . Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it . He got an A . :D	WalOne (4202)
1313271	2012-11-20 23:02:00	Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam . The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk . ’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all . One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages . However, he wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child . 2) It provides immunity against several diseases . 3) It is always the right temperature . 4) It is inexpensive . 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa . 6) It is always available as needed . And then the student was stuck . Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it . He got an A . :D I like that one!!! *** What's wrose than Zara and Jen trying to build a house under water? Chill trying to set it on Fire :banana Do I get in trouble for putting all 3 mods in a joke =\	lordnoddy (3645)
1313272	2012-11-20 23:04:00	Only if it's not funny . Hmm . ;)	Zara Baxter (16260)
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