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Thread ID: 127864 2012-11-18 23:02:00 Monday Laughs...... Be Kind To Southerners Week (Hope you haven't forgotten the pig) Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1313253 2012-11-19 01:55:00 .
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Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)How could one possibly forget the pig.? :) :) :)
BobM (1138)
1313254 2012-11-19 01:58:00 I worked on Saturday and I also have today off. Do I have to unread the jokes. :crying

My cat says no.

Wise cat...
lordnoddy (3645)
1313255 2012-11-19 02:16:00 Nope, can't figure out what flahrs are supposed to be.

Flares I'm guessing
dugimodo (138)
1313256 2012-11-19 02:52:00 Nope, can't figure out what flahrs are supposed to be.

Flares
user (1404)
1313257 2012-11-19 05:48:00 love the number plate one! Reminds me how some Irish think :D ChazTheGeek (16619)
1313258 2012-11-19 07:04:00 :banana
:D:D

Thanks Billy!
WalOne (4202)
1313259 2012-11-19 20:26:00 And now - Back to the laughs...
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks.
"What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion.
"I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high
enough."
lordnoddy (3645)
1313260 2012-11-19 22:17:00 The only joke I can add is terrible.

Why don't sparrows wear parachutes?

'cos they can't pull the ripcord.

Ahem. Yeah, I'll show myself out.
Zara Baxter (16260)
1313261 2012-11-19 22:32:00 Why don't sparrows wear parachutes?
'cos they can't pull the ripcord.

I got one better me thinks...

What's yellow and stupid?
Thick Custard :lol:
lordnoddy (3645)
1313262 2012-11-19 22:42:00 So Jane holds a fancy dress party, with the theme of "emotions". Some folks come covered in lovehearts, others dressed in dark moody blues and blacks.

...then she answers the door to John and David.

John is naked except for a bowl of some yellow stuff that he's clutching to his genitals. David is similarly naked, except for a piece of fruit...

"What on earth are you supposed to be?!" exclaims Jane.

"Well," says David, "I'm deep in 'dis pear..."

"...and I'm f***ing 'dis custard," finished John.
Zara Baxter (16260)
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