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148604 2003-05-30 07:59:00 Spatilomancy

Fortune telling by observing animal droppings


Beginners guide:

Small & round - you will soon be checking carrots for tooth marks

Flat & wet - milking time coming

Small hillock - horse riding may follow

Medium mountain - you will soon see a large grey animal with tusks

Sticky stuff in pot plant - Cat will soon go missing

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :|

[pre][b]Bit of a struggle this week to find something topical.
Couldn't find any Everest words, Blues are S12 Champs
now (gloat) & it was a slow week in politics; so it's
prediction time for the All Black results. Spatilomancy
has to be as accurate as anything else.:D
Billy T (70)
148605 2003-05-30 08:41:00 Hmm. can relate to the cat doo in the pot plant and in the sawdust where I cut and stack my firewood, as in...sniff sniff....sssnifffff??? what the...?? AAaaaahhh you dirty little *@##&$$** big clump of sawdust on bottom of slipper, held in place by a very persistent adhesive.

Who's doo do we study in our All Black spatilomancy? Mitchell's, Woodward's who's the ref? And the biggy, who's going to volunteer for this wee jobby? Billy I think your just the man for this considering your recent history of doo stirring :D

Cheers Murray P

PS. Well done the Blue's and congrats to the old and new AB's.
Muzzer (238)
148606 2003-05-30 08:44:00 Hmm. can relate to the cat doo in the pot plant and in the sawdust where I cut and stack my firewood, as in...sniff sniff....sssnifffff??? what the...?? AAaaaahhh you dirty little *@##&$$** big clump of sawdust on bottom of slipper, held in place by a very persistent adhesive.

Who's doo do we study in our All Black spatilomancy? Mitchell's, Woodward's who's the ref? And the biggy, who's going to volunteer for this wee jobby? Billy I think your just the man for this considering your recent history of doo stirring :D

Cheers Murray P

PS. Well done the Blue's and congrats to the old and new AB's.
Muzzer (238)
148607 2003-05-30 08:53:00 2 for 1 deal! :8} ssssoooommmmmethinnnng is slllooooowwwwing doooowwwnnn my cooonnnectioooon toooo aaaa crrrraaawwwlllllll Muzzer (238)
148608 2003-05-30 09:27:00 Interesting........-mancy, indicating divination of a particular kind, so I suppose economancy would be forecasting monetary profits.

I always thought it unfair that whilst dog owners (or some of us) are required to pick up their dog poohs, horse riders go merrily along leaving huge piles behind them with never a thought about cleaning them up.

At least in the good old "olden days" (those words again), when I was a boy, and all deliveries were by horse and cart, they used to have a bucket and shovel hanging on the back of carts. If the driver didnt clear up after him, then people rushed out to shovel the stuff up first to put on the garden.
Terry Porritt (14)
148609 2003-05-30 11:27:00 Ah, but now you know Terry, that if you gaze meaningfully into the doo-doos whilst modulating your breathing and murmuring a mantra, you will get divine (or is that canine) inspiration.

Just don't forget to suspend your respiration while doing so, especially if you are using elephants.:D

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)
Billy T (70)
148610 2003-05-31 23:58:00 So you DO have a sense of humour Billy T, after the bolloxing you gave the two guys last time you posted the WFTWE.

After your outburst, I think you have a dam nerve.

My tuppence worth
Joe_Bloggs (3863)
148611 2003-06-01 00:35:00 My dog, having been trained in the country, leaves her "doo-doos" on grass and vegetation in preferrance to road and footpath. She has one exception, and i have no idea why;

Big piles of "doo-doos" outside used car sales yards are fine.

Please tell me what this says about the planets future.

.Chris
Chris (3346)
148612 2003-06-01 00:48:00 >After your outburst, I think you have a dam nerve.
Quite right JB.


How would you get a canine inspiration from a horse do do?
Thomas (1820)
148613 2003-06-01 01:36:00 > My dog, having been trained in the country, leaves
> her "doo-doos" on grass and vegetation in preferrance
> to road and footpath. She has one exception, and i
> have no idea why;
>
> Big piles of "doo-doos" outside used car sales
> yards are fine.
>
> Please tell me what this says about the planets
> future.
>
> .Chris

Don't you carry a plastic bag .Chris? In some cities you can get a hefty fine. Do you realise that kids play on the grass, so I hope you aren't leaving disgusting dog poop there so the kids can come in contact with it.
Joe_Bloggs (3863)
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