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Thread ID: 127938 2012-11-22 23:52:00 Blow off steam time - hit me with your best insults Bozo (8540) PC World Chat
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1314161 2012-11-23 00:32:00 When god was giving out chins, you thought he said Gins and said "i'll have a double!" Gobe1 (6290)
1314162 2012-11-23 00:33:00 You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.


( from a email I got) nuff said :D
wainuitech (129)
1314163 2012-11-23 01:09:00 Usually, most insults apply to the situation and person. It's a bit hard to find a "generic" one tbh.

Anyway - Generic as possible:

Here's an idea, why don't you go outside and play a game of hide and go f*** yourself

How appropriate, you fight like a cow

Douche canoe & Butt pirate have got to be some of the random funny ones I have heard
The Error Guy (14052)
1314164 2012-11-23 01:14:00 If you had another brain it would be lonely.
:)
Trev (427)
1314165 2012-11-23 01:15:00 If you had two neurons to rub together, you could keep warm in winter... Zara Baxter (16260)
1314166 2012-11-23 01:24:00 Nobody could call you two-faced. If you were, you wouldn't wear the one you've got. WalOne (4202)
1314167 2012-11-23 01:30:00 It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering

Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... 3rd one down

Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones

You're so stupid you got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma

you're living proof that even stupid ugly people have sex

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
bevy121 (117)
1314168 2012-11-23 01:34:00 Yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked her what size and she said "the one on the roof" Gobe1 (6290)
1314169 2012-11-23 02:45:00 "I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it", Mark Twain

The problem with most women is that they get all excited about nothing, then marry him.—Cher

A British MP to Benjamin Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

“Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!”
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party

“Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!”
Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor

“I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.” Irvin S Cobb
pctek (84)
1314170 2012-11-23 03:15:00 Wow that WInston and Lady Astor *really* didn't get along, did they?! Chilling_Silence (9)
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