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| Thread ID: 127977 | 2012-11-25 21:21:00 | Monday Laughs......Kids. Civil Servants and Contributors' day................ | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1314759 | 2012-11-29 02:34:00 | What do you call a blind Dinosaur? Do-u-think-he-Saurus What do you call a blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-u-think-he-Saurus-Rex SB - Jurrasic Park |
lordnoddy (3645) | ||
| 1314760 | 2012-11-29 02:45:00 | Love your one johcar. | wratterus (105) | ||
| 1314761 | 2012-11-29 06:22:00 | A bloke from the bush walked into a Sydney antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?' The owner replied: 'It's $12 for the rat, and $100 for the story.' The fellow gave the owner his $12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story!' As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the drains and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed and ran on towards Sydney Harbor and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster and faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze rat as far out into the water as he could. Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned. The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said, 'Ah, you've come back for the story then?' '**** no!' said the bloke, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim, a couple of Asians, a Poof, and an Indian spin bowler. |
lakewoodlady (103) | ||
| 1314762 | 2012-11-29 07:23:00 | Nice! (this sorta reminds me of the game Dishonored) |
ChazTheGeek (16619) | ||
| 1314763 | 2012-11-29 07:26:00 | A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens. She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out." |
ChazTheGeek (16619) | ||
| 1314764 | 2012-11-29 07:49:00 | Two Blondes With Hammers . . . Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House . Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in . Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away . ' Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!' :D |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1314765 | 2012-11-29 08:03:00 | '**** no!' said the bloke, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze John Key, Ken Ring and Mitt Romney :D Two Blondes With Hammers... Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.' Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!' :D A story like that came up at my parent's wedding :p |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1314766 | 2012-11-29 19:49:00 | A story like that came up at my parent's wedding :p You were there????????? :stare: :p :D |
johcar (6283) | ||
| 1314767 | 2012-11-29 20:46:00 | You were there????????? :stare: :p :D I didn't exist then :p but I did hear the story on their wedding tape :p |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1314768 | 2012-11-29 21:03:00 | You were there????????? :stare: :p :D :lol: :lol: |
Gobe1 (6290) | ||
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