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Thread ID: 128233 2012-12-07 10:01:00 You want a job come to Auckland prefect (6291) PC World Chat
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1316987 2012-12-07 10:01:00 Jobs up the arse.
Neighbour sold his business. Spent 6 months drinking piss and annoying his missus at home. He is around 60 yrs old he got all his licences and endorsements did a site safe and a Hiab course in the last 3 months about.
Applied for 5 jobs at once. One at Hire place as a yardman, other as an electrical appliance and cord tester ( no electrical exp at all) One driving a mini fuel tankers (Held licence about 2 months), One driving a cherry picker ( no exp at all), one service tech for a hoist place( no exp) got offered the jobs at all 5. What they are after he reckons is reliable, drug free and sociable.
prefect (6291)
1316988 2012-12-07 10:12:00 ...Spent 6 months drinking piss...drug free...
Yeah, cos piss is different, eh?
fred_fish (15241)
1316989 2012-12-07 10:25:00 I want a job, but prefer to defer shifting costs, will wait 'til Auckland comes to me. :p KarameaDave (15222)
1316990 2012-12-07 18:42:00 Yeah, cos piss is different, eh?Yes it is drugs are harmful and illegal, piss isnt. prefect (6291)
1316991 2012-12-07 19:32:00 Yes it is drugs are harmful and illegal, piss isnt.

Piss is harmful but sadly not illegal but should be classed as class B drug
gary67 (56)
1316992 2012-12-07 19:38:00 Piss is harmful but sadly not illegal but should be classed as class B drug
Only in excess, like a lot of things too much water is fatal.
prefect (6291)
1316993 2012-12-07 20:06:00 100% Prefect Gobe1 (6290)
1316994 2012-12-07 22:15:00 Wish I could get a job not doing what Ive been doing. Has anybody lied on a CV? lol rob_on_guitar (4196)
1316995 2012-12-07 23:23:00 Hire place as a yardman
electrical appliance and cord tester
driving a mini fuel tankers
driving a cherry picker
one service tech for a hoist place.

Can't see them hiring me for those. Except perhaps cord tester.
pctek (84)
1316996 2012-12-07 23:26:00 Yes it is drugs are harmful and illegal, piss isnt.

Piss is very harmful to those that abuse it and for those around them. It could be argued that it is the ultimate gateway drug to further substance abuse. Ever met anyone who has smoked pot or taken acid before they tried beer or wine ? Unlikely.
globe (11482)
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