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Thread ID: 128109 2012-12-03 02:40:00 Monday Laughs.......... Predominantly another whack at the Irish.......... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1316148 2012-12-06 20:21:00 A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.




So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there..'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.


She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.





The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.



The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants.....

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.




It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.
Cicero (40)
1316149 2012-12-06 21:43:00 4543 johcar (6283)
1316150 2012-12-07 05:12:00 I will heed your advice... ChazTheGeek (16619)
1316151 2012-12-07 08:50:00 Good advice there about sharks. I have been a lot less keen to swim in the sea since watching Jaws. Dadam dadam dadam, I hate that tune. Bobh (5192)
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