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Thread ID: 36135 2003-08-01 05:05:00 WFTWE #61....Agnogenic.....Another soooooo PF1 word to complement Gronk.... Billy T (70) Press F1
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164387 2003-08-01 05:05:00 Agnogenic

Of unknown cause!

I just knew there had to be a word out there somewhere to describe BSODs, bubnchs, greebnchs and all those other mysterious happenings that afflict computer users everywhere. Clearly they are all agnogenic phenomena, and are therefore totally inexplicable.

Of course, that also means that nobody is to blame. ;\

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D

For an explanation of gronking & bubnchs See THIS Thread (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz)
Greebnchs are mutated bubnchs that have crossed to the
dark side, where they now infest computer internal
instruction sets. They cause perfectly reasonable
requests to fall on deaf ears and previously legitimate
computer commands to refuse to obey the rules.
Billy T (70)
164388 2003-08-01 05:47:00 I like it, it is very PF1.

I am going to start using it when people ask me what went wrong or whose fault something was.
robo.
robo (205)
164389 2003-08-01 06:38:00 "By 2006, your desktop computer will have the equivalent of the brain of a mosquito"
Maurice Williamson, MP.

"Mine already bites me causing prolonged irritation, and makes annoying noises I can't find the origin of."
My partner

Agnogenic noises. Thanks Billy.

Then, of course there's "teratogenic" (problems caused by attempts at repair, or by the latest OS 'upgrade')

Argus
argus (366)
164390 2003-08-01 06:45:00 > Then, of course there's "teratogenic" (problems caused by attempts at > repair, or by the latest OS 'upgrade')

Aaaargh, No! I meant "iatrogenic".

Teratogenic is to do with foetuses. A tertogenic computer problem would be one that develops in your handheld, perhaps.

Argus
argus (366)
164391 2003-08-01 06:45:00 > "By 2006, your desktop computer will have the
> equivalent of the brain of a mosquito"

At present it only has the equivalent of two MPs brains. :^O
Billy T (70)
164392 2003-08-01 08:22:00 Wonderful! An all purpose word, a word for all occasions of beggared ideas and key stabbing frustration. Now to find a legitimate use other than this on forum hmm... not too hard either :)

> At present it only has the equivalent of two MPs
> brains. :^O

I see your feeling generous today Billy, it seems at times that you couldn't fit the entire houses intellectual credentials on a postage stamp let alone list their acts of integrity on a taxi chit X-(. I truly hope this word doesn't find its way into their vocabluary, they'll ruin its use for all time.

Cheers Murray ;P
Murray P (44)
164393 2003-08-01 12:09:00 ok so your telling me this is the problem with my puter and it may not be operator trouble?

thank god for that .... :p

this still does not help my mind to rest as this is quite a broad term and does not actually define what really could be wrong with the puter in my life at the moment?
but it gives me an idea of what its called and thats a little bit more polite than ive been calling it.... :D

well done Billy T you always manage to astound us every week with your amazing thoughts and words. and your descriptions sometimes defies logic.....

have a great weekend

beetle
beetle (243)
164394 2003-08-02 00:59:00 > ok so your telling me this is the problem with my
> puter and it may not be operator trouble?

It might be both :D & some times it is but not always :) :D

** No offence any one ** :)
stu140103 (137)
164395 2003-08-03 07:36:00 hey, I like that one, i can use it on the boss when i stuffup at work. Its better than saying its not my fault & he never believes me anyway:(

robbie
Robbie O (3893)
164396 2003-08-03 11:14:00 I like this word Billy, especially since I can (I think!) pronounce it, for once. :D

It is very appropriate too, and I enjoyed the nostalgic trip down memory lane with the bubnchs and greebnchs. Not sure if it was a good idea mentioning them though -- according to MarkE they were playing merry hell with the forum this morning. You must have woken them up! :D
Susan B (19)
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