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Thread ID: 36785	2003-08-20 05:53:00	OT: If it's a miserable day where you are, take a break & laugh:	Billy T (70)	Press F1

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168920	2003-08-20 05:53:00	Just for Groans: A backward poet writes inverse . A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking . Dijon vu - the same mustard as before . Practice safe eating - always use condiments . Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death . A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy . A hangover is the wrath of grapes . Sea captains don't like crew cuts . Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion . Reading while sunbathing makes you well red . When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I . A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired . A will is defined as a dead giveaway . Time flies like an arrow . Fruit flies like a banana . In a democracy your vote counts . In feudalism your count votes . She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off . A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion . If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed . With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress . Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A flat minor . When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds . The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered . A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart . You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it . Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under . He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key . Every calendar's days are numbered . A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine . A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat . He had a photographic memory that was never developed . The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large . Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end . Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall . Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine . When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye . Bakers in the CIA trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis . Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses . Acupuncture is a jab well done . Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat . Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
168921	2003-08-20 06:04:00	Add a few more: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes whack, "damn." a bad skydiver goes "damn," whack. What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop? An amish drive-by shooting.	godfather (25)
168922	2003-08-20 07:07:00	Very good, I enjoyed those. Thanks guys. :-)	Susan B (19)
168923	2003-08-20 07:09:00	Well BillyT and Godfather you certainly cheered my day up no end. Wild, wet and windy here not to mention the cold. Thanks for posting the humour, hope others get a laugh or three as well	Iris (475)
168924	2003-08-20 08:22:00	Thank you God, those were great additions to the list . I particularly liked the fish, eskimos, deer & flies . I am still smiling! Cheers Billy :D :D :D	Billy T (70)
168925	2003-08-20 08:29:00	Proof that the same side of our brain cannot do 2 different things at once . . . While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot . While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand .	cicero (1379)
168926	2003-08-20 09:18:00	At first I was going to say "what is difficult about that", then I got cramp in my foot/calf doing the circles which had me hopping around for a while. Otherwise it is easy peasy. :-)	Susan B (19)
168927	2003-08-20 09:31:00	We haven't had a miserable day, but sure enjoyed the humour...LOL... in fact, hysterical laughter has completely overtaken us. Thanks guys!! Hope you have MORE "miserable" weather days. MA and PJ. :^O	Maryann (2010)
168928	2003-08-20 09:56:00	Thanks guys,made my day! Cheers,Kiwitas,;-)	Kiwitas (514)
168929	2003-08-20 11:56:00	Very good :D and the foot and 6 thing was easy as untill I thought about what I was doing then it all fell apart :) I guess thats why such things as driving a car or riding a bike only become safe(ish) and when they become instinctive activities especially reversing . Have a warm & cosey evening . Murray P	Murray P (44)
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