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Thread ID: 36957	2003-08-24 08:27:00	OT.A little Sunday humour.	Thomas (1820)	Press F1

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170142	2003-08-24 08:27:00	Think the last one is my favorite . me . . TEACHER: Why are you late? BALGOBIN: Because of the sign . TEACHER: What sign? BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow . " *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America . BALGOBIN: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct . Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Balgobin! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago . BALGOBIN: Me! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty? BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are . *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so . What do you want me to write? BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card . *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? BALGOBIN: Don't bite any . *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I" . BALGOBIN: I is . . . TEACHER: No, Balgobin . Always say, "I am . " BALGOBIN: All right . . . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet . " *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time . " *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it . Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER: No . Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange . I've got another pair just like that at home . *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? BALGOBIN: Brotherly love? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook . *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's . Did you copy his? BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN: A teacher -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software	Thomas (1820)
170143	2003-08-24 10:16:00	2nd to last :) Cheers Murray P	Murray P (44)
170144	2003-08-25 09:49:00	There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and they're at death's door . As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance . As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon . There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts . "Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, ”ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe . So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food . As he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire and he is shot down in a hail of bullets . His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe . "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa, hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out . . . . "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a Bacon Tree ees a ham bush" . Have great day, Amigos!	Thomas (1820)
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