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| Thread ID: 37310 | 2003-09-03 11:57:00 | OT. Cars | johnboy (217) | Press F1 |
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| 172814 | 2003-09-03 11:57:00 | for those who have'nt seen this yet?? Subject: FW: Car Lovers I met her at the Civic. I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her Rover. I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she thought I was Galant. I lied to her and told her I was an Executive. I was just being Calais. She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter. Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. I'd drunk a few Coronas when I tried to Impreza. She told me not to Porsche it. I told her I wanted to Lancer. Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that Ford. I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan". So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food left in the Lada. It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom because you see, I left her with my Legacy - a little Bambina. |
johnboy (217) | ||
| 172815 | 2003-09-03 22:26:00 | Sounds like you`re a pajero from levin. | brewer (4389) | ||
| 172816 | 2003-09-03 22:53:00 | Is it true,they are changing name from Pajero to Shogun? | Thomas (1820) | ||
| 172817 | 2003-09-03 22:56:00 | Nice. :-) | Susan B (19) | ||
| 172818 | 2003-09-04 11:41:00 | > Sounds like you`re a pajero from levin. LOL, someone else who knows the translation. |
Holy Cow (4475) | ||
| 172819 | 2003-09-05 08:24:00 | Sounds like his Triumph was shortlived. He would have been better to have left his Boxters on or even better spent a quiet night on the Porsche. ;) sam m *I can see a Mainland cheese ad here* |
sam m (517) | ||
| 172820 | 2003-09-05 09:29:00 | You guys beat me to Pajero .... but do you think he found time to fit an Enima in somewhere? | WalOne (4202) | ||
| 172821 | 2003-09-05 10:53:00 | > You guys beat me to Pajero .... but do you think he > found time to fit an Enima in somewhere? Emina e M i n a Emina |
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| 172822 | 2003-09-05 11:35:00 | thats pretty good. :) | vk_dre (195) | ||
| 172823 | 2003-09-05 12:08:00 | Good ol' westie testie :D > You guys beat me to Pajero .... but do you think he > found time to fit an Enima in somewhere? Before that he actually said... > > I was driving along the motorway the other day and I saw a Toyota Enima... and it's a people mover! No ****! LOL ;-) |
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