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172642 2003-09-03 00:25:00 More great truths about life...how many do you identify with?

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)


1. I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.

2. I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

3. Lord, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

4. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

5. I cleaned my house yesterday. Sure wish you could have seen it.

6. This isn't clutter; these are my antiques!

7. Discover wildlife! Have kids!

8. Our policy is to always blame the computer.

9. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

10. Take my advice. I'm not using it!

11. Mum, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky. (I remember this one!)

12. By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!

13. This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

14. Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
Billy T (70)
172643 2003-09-03 01:53:00 > More great truths about life...how many do you
> identify with?
> 11. Mum, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive
> you for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky. (I
> remember this one!)

Don't we all!

Cheers,Kiwitas,;-)
Kiwitas (514)
172644 2003-09-03 02:33:00 5. I cleaned my house yesterday. Sure wish you could have seen it.
This also applies to my room lmao!


14. Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
Woo Hoo someone actually acknowledged this is a real thing. It happens to me frequently.
Mizz_1Nique (1201)
172645 2003-09-03 02:47:00 I can sympathise with #8 ;-) Chilling_Silently (228)
172646 2003-09-03 04:51:00 Nice one BT Greg S (201)
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