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178247 2003-09-26 12:35:00 Just abit of late night humour :-) and i apologise but the website address is what it says..i know it mite not sound apprporiate for some ppl...

"I don't have a computer. Is the internet available in book form?"

Computer Jokes (www.duckshit.com)


31signs that computers have taken over your life (www.duckshit.com)
I'm scared to count, dont wanna know its taken over my life....arrgh i know it has thou...

the 3rd commandment of the 10 Commandments of DOS....

Thy hard disk shall never have more than 1024 sectors. You don't need that much space anyway.


1 of many ways to confuse the crap outta ppl...Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
csinclair83 (200)
178248 2003-09-26 13:13:00 > 1 of many ways to confuse the crap outta ppl...Before
> anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
> different screen than the one it's set up with.
>

or, while their computer is unattended, customize the dictionary in Spell Check to change their name to idiot.
*Sparky* (311)
178249 2003-09-26 13:18:00 lol...
u could add the whole class name to the list apart from urs (change it to genius)...to every computer in the room..if it doesnt take long 2 customize...
csinclair83 (200)
178250 2003-09-26 13:42:00 . 2 . You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz .

too true and 'nuff said

- David
DangerousDave (697)
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