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Thread ID: 129040 2013-01-30 04:20:00 Aussie techs ... ya gotta luv em !! SP8's (9836) PC World Chat
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1325596 2013-01-30 04:20:00 LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.
DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.
WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
BYTE: What mozzies do.
MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
CHIP: A bar snack.
MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
WEB: What spiders make.
WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the veranda.
SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
UPGRADE: A steep hill.
SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net
ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.
SP8's (9836)
1325597 2013-01-30 05:33:00 Them Aussie techs are very knowledgeable. Bobh (5192)
1325598 2013-01-30 05:59:00 Also explains why so many of our under educated unemployed folk feel so at home in Aussie. They're among a lot of their peers. Paul.Cov (425)
1325599 2013-01-30 19:48:00 Bahaha I love the Modem... lordnoddy (3645)
1325600 2013-01-30 21:43:00 Loved the lot. Still grinning. Thanks for posting that SP8's tut (12033)
1325601 2013-01-30 21:45:00 That's a good yarn haha The Error Guy (14052)
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