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| Thread ID: 129040 | 2013-01-30 04:20:00 | Aussie techs ... ya gotta luv em !! | SP8's (9836) | PC World Chat |
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| 1325596 | 2013-01-30 04:20:00 | LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys. WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold. SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season. BYTE: What mozzies do. MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do. CHIP: A bar snack. MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips. MODEM: What you did to the lawns. LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps. SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster. HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart. MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up. WEB: What spiders make. WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the veranda. SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go. CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go. YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go. UPGRADE: A steep hill. SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch. USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things. NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net. INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go. NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net ONLINE: Where you hang the washing. OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough. |
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| 1325597 | 2013-01-30 05:33:00 | Them Aussie techs are very knowledgeable. | Bobh (5192) | ||
| 1325598 | 2013-01-30 05:59:00 | Also explains why so many of our under educated unemployed folk feel so at home in Aussie. They're among a lot of their peers. | Paul.Cov (425) | ||
| 1325599 | 2013-01-30 19:48:00 | Bahaha I love the Modem... | lordnoddy (3645) | ||
| 1325600 | 2013-01-30 21:43:00 | Loved the lot. Still grinning. Thanks for posting that SP8's | tut (12033) | ||
| 1325601 | 2013-01-30 21:45:00 | That's a good yarn haha | The Error Guy (14052) | ||
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