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| Thread ID: 129005 | 2013-01-28 16:52:00 | The best surgery patients | braindead (1685) | PC World Chat |
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| 1325376 | 2013-01-28 16:52:00 | Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The 1st surgeon says, "I like to see engineers on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The 2nd surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The 3rd surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The 4th surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spines, and the heads and the asses are interchangeable." |
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| 1325377 | 2013-01-28 20:01:00 | An oldie, but still very good. Probably a joke that will ring true for all eternity... or until the sun novas. | Paul.Cov (425) | ||
| 1325378 | 2013-01-28 20:37:00 | +1 | tut (12033) | ||
| 1325379 | 2013-01-28 21:15:00 | An oldie, but still very good. Probably a joke that will ring true for all eternity... or until the sun novas. Hopefully we'll have figured out how to get away from it or stop it somehow before that happens. Considering what's been done in the last century, over several billion years we should be able to come up with something... |
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| 1325380 | 2013-01-29 03:09:00 | ^ Well, daylight saving is a start . . . | R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 1325381 | 2013-01-29 03:12:00 | ^ Well, daylight saving is a start . . . :lol: |
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