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186607	2003-10-25 23:36:00	FYI Guys - There is a dangerous new virus doing the rounds as follows: W32.WorkVBS There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system Send this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your Life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!	Baldy (26)
186608	2003-10-26 00:27:00	except to able to get BEER you need some WORK.	Dolby Digital (160)
186609	2003-10-26 00:27:00	> Send this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. > Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, > this means that you are already infected and that > WORK already controls your Life. :D This sounds more like a fake/scam then a real virus!	stu140103 (137)
186610	2003-10-26 00:58:00	Too late. :-( This virus isn't new, I picked it up years ago but didn't know the antidote back then so have never been able to get rid of it permanently. I did manage to have a temporary week's respite from it recently though, so I do know that it is curable. All it needs is a fat wallet full of money... ;-) :D	Susan B (19)
186611	2003-10-26 01:25:00	I caught that virus and had it for 45 years. I can strongly recommend life once you get rid of it.	Scouse (83)
186612	2003-10-26 06:48:00	I recommend balancing your work and beer.	-=JM=- (16)
186613	2003-10-26 09:04:00	Yes, the joke is interesting funny, but shouldn't this thread be prefixed 'Off Topic'?	agent (30)
186614	2003-10-27 09:31:00	JM is right, but very few of us can do it, and ,agent, isn`t life a beach?	brewer (4389)
186615	2003-10-27 21:49:00	oh i feel dreadfully sick and its getting worse by the day........ :p the workload just gets bigger..... and holidays make it worse...... and people just keep coming. as beetle sinks into oblivion..... good bye cruel world, going into hibernation for a year or 3.....(i wish) whats the cure if you dont like beer????? sleep? that just doesnt happen round here. sleep that is. beetle	beetle (243)
186616	2003-10-27 22:49:00	There is an antidote! It's called QUIT.EXE. This causes problems with the MONEY.EXE program, but this can be cured with the LOTTO.EXE fix.	promethius (1998)
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