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Thread ID: 39166	2003-10-29 07:07:00	Off Topic - Stock Market Humour	parry (27)	Press F1

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187516	2003-10-29 07:07:00	Heres the news on todays stock market trading... Helium is up, feathers are down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. Coca Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inches up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. Batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. Kite sales hit an all-time high. Fish sales were floundering. Yo-yos continue their cycling up and down. Yachts were all wet. Playground equipment went on a slide. Ice machines were frozen solid. Paper shredders were tearing up the market. Fencing was having a field day. Hunting equipment is being scoped out. Gravel futures are bumping along.	parry (27)
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