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| Thread ID: 39478 | 2003-11-07 23:47:00 | OFF TOPIC: The Blame | Kiwitas (514) | Press F1 |
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| 190026 | 2003-11-07 23:47:00 | A funny for whats left of the weekend! Blame Game Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled rear end is parked in front of this stinking computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay? Cheers,Kiwitas,;-) |
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| 190027 | 2003-11-08 02:35:00 | Will keep that it mind. Can you give us some prior warning of the event tho. Cheers Murray P |
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