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| Thread ID: 129159 | 2013-02-06 20:44:00 | Doh!!! After the holiday... | lordnoddy (3645) | PC World Chat |
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| 1326878 | 2013-02-06 20:44:00 | So I came to PressF1 expecting to see Monday laughs this morning - then realised it was Thursday... Anyway here's a joke for ya'll *** A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major! " the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave." "Yessir," the Sgt. Major replied. A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man. "Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave," the Colonel barked. A few months later, same guy, same problem. The Colonel is angry. "Sergeant-Major! Haven't we given this man two compassionate home leaves?" "Yessir," the Sgt. Major replies. "Then what's his problem, Sgt. Major?" the Colonel asks. The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of." |
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| 1326879 | 2013-02-06 20:59:00 | :groan: sorry noddy that is just not that funny, but the first line was great | Gobe1 (6290) | ||
| 1326880 | 2013-02-06 22:36:00 | I thought it was funny. Also, it feels like Monday.... |
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| 1326881 | 2013-02-06 22:52:00 | Very funny. :D | Trev (427) | ||
| 1326882 | 2013-02-06 22:56:00 | Had Monday-itus this morning that's for sure! All for making Waitangi a Monday - long weekends are always good. | lordnoddy (3645) | ||
| 1326883 | 2013-02-06 23:01:00 | This could only happen in the British Army. | Bobh (5192) | ||
| 1326884 | 2013-02-07 05:16:00 | Ha, it would have gone down better on a monday I must admit but certainly not a bad yarn. | The Error Guy (14052) | ||
| 1326885 | 2013-02-07 05:27:00 | I liked it | tut (12033) | ||
| 1326886 | 2013-02-07 06:02:00 | This could only happen in the British Army. The Goon Show - Th Red Fort..... |
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