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| Thread ID: 39780 | 2003-11-17 06:25:00 | Patience | Thomas (1820) | Press F1 |
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| 192673 | 2003-11-18 00:57:00 | Thomas If ordinary Patience/Solitaire is getting on your wick, yorta try Cruel, a beastlier form of Solitaire. Those whom it does not drive insane, come out stronger, and so level-headed they can dribble out of both sides of their mouth at the same time. You can get it free here (www.geocities.com) along with 90 other versions of Solitaire. The compilation is aptly named Solitude and is ideally suited to onanists in search of an alternative and less ophelimitous experience. :| My first 1200 games yielded a 16.33% success rate (without cheats), then I discovered PF1 and haven't played a game since. :8} Cheers Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 192674 | 2003-11-18 02:54:00 | > alternative and less ophelimitous > experience. :| > Thanks Billy for wasting a valuable part of my day. Not at all economically satisfying - or libido gratifying. You da man! |
Winston001 (3612) | ||
| 192675 | 2003-11-18 03:17:00 | We aim to please. :D | Billy T (70) | ||
| 192676 | 2003-11-18 03:32:00 | so T have you got it sorted??? apprentice....??? :8} best watch out or ill get a fick ear..... :D beetle |
beetle (243) | ||
| 192677 | 2003-11-18 04:17:00 | Perhaps Thomas did really mean fick, and perhaps he is only here on a visit from this place (www.oakley-kansas.com)? Or from basic physics, there is Fick's Law of Diffusion. Fick's First Law states that the flux (Q), of a component of concentration (P), across a membrane of unit area, in a predefined plane, is proportional to the concentration differential across that plane. I think that can be applied to Thomas's mouse button and may hold the answer to the problem? [i] - si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes |
godfather (25) | ||
| 192678 | 2003-11-18 04:29:00 | I think as PoWa suggested you may have an extra lively mouse, or rather a mouse with left button switch that has a dicky ticker, or is that flicker? :) I have a mouse that came with some auction items, and it seemed really good, until I tried it on Solitaire. Then it behaved as you described Thomas, so back to my old trusty MS scroll wheel mouse. |
Terry Porritt (14) | ||
| 192679 | 2003-11-18 04:30:00 | Sorry... and as Godfather suggested too.... | Terry Porritt (14) | ||
| 192680 | 2003-11-18 04:39:00 | Perhaps for Patience, which is a virtue, you need a mouse which practices Chastity. | Graham L (2) | ||
| 192681 | 2003-11-18 05:06:00 | oh i know this one.... Patience is a virtue, Virtue is a grace, Grace is a little girl, who wont wash her face..... LOL totally OT the topic now.... :D loves me? beetle |
beetle (243) | ||
| 192682 | 2003-11-18 06:59:00 | ;) Ahhh you may have hit the nail on the head-it's a ploy by MS to sell more of their rodents! A cunning ploy hah? | mark.p (383) | ||
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