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| Thread ID: 40036 | 2003-11-26 00:40:00 | OT: Chuckles for golfers, honeymoon confessions. | Billy T (70) | Press F1 |
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| 194742 | 2003-11-26 00:40:00 | On their honeymoon the new husband said to his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship . " "What is it dear?" she asked . "I'm a golfer," he said . "What's the big deal about that?" she asked . He replied, "Well, when I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the golf course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon and any holidays . If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, then golf wins" . She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty . In the same spirit of honesty, and I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about . I'm a hooker . " "No problem," was his response . "Just narrow your stance a little and overlap your grip, swing through the ball and that should clear it right up . " Cheers Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 194743 | 2003-11-26 01:09:00 | Somehow I don't think this is "G" rated (Bruce might not be too happy with you). I learnt the hard way. | somebody (208) | ||
| 194744 | 2003-11-26 01:25:00 | It is G rated alright somebody, the other letters of the alphabet (and any inferences therefrom) reside in the reader's mind. Just a play on words and a nice twist. Cheers Billy 8-{) ]:) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 194745 | 2003-11-26 01:26:00 | > Somehow I don't think this is "G" rated (Bruce might > not be too happy with you). I learnt the hard way. I'm curious, What rating is golf then? I thought it was for all ages? BTW I'm a slicer ;-) Cheers Steve |
Steve Askew (119) | ||
| 194746 | 2003-11-26 01:52:00 | Fair enough. | somebody (208) | ||
| 194747 | 2003-11-26 02:57:00 | Oh trust me, it's G rated alright - because I don't get the joke at all, and I'm 15. | agent (30) | ||
| 194748 | 2003-11-26 03:11:00 | lol :D | fergie (424) | ||
| 194749 | 2003-11-26 03:42:00 | Either do I... oh well | somebody (208) | ||
| 194750 | 2003-11-26 03:43:00 | > Oh trust me, it's G rated alright - because I don't get the joke at all, and I'm 15. You are joking aren't you? I thought you played golf. :D Google's so handy sometimes: Hook (www.leaderboard.com) and Hooker (www.leaderboard.com) - look that one up. ;-) :p :D |
Susan B (19) | ||
| 194751 | 2003-11-26 03:52:00 | > Hook (www.leaderboard.com) and > Hooker (www.leaderboard.com) - look that one up. LMAO :D Have to confess, I was starting to wonder why "hookers" was linked to "tents" on that golf glossary website ... |
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