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196652	2003-12-03 00:18:00	"WIN PRIZES! DVD Giveaway Help out another reader before the end of November and you'll be in to score Sandra Bullock in Murder by Numbers. " Hmm... it's December already - I wonder who won?	somebody (208)
196653	2003-12-03 01:01:00	Sandy bullocks? No thanks!	mark.p (383)
196654	2003-12-03 01:26:00	Second prize: two copies.	Graham L (2)
196655	2003-12-03 02:58:00	Who said "Bollocks"	WalOne (4202)
196656	2003-12-03 03:18:00	November 2004.	Terry Porritt (14)
196657	2003-12-03 03:29:00	> Hmm... it's December already - I wonder who won? Are we really in December already? :O Nah.... it's still mid November, I'm sure it is.....	Susan B (19)
196658	2003-12-03 03:29:00	Who said it was 2004?	somebody (208)
196659	2003-12-03 04:34:00	somebody	antmannz (28)
196660	2003-12-03 05:41:00	And who's on first??? :-)	Elephant (599)
196661	2003-12-03 06:37:00	Elephant... you've just gotta love that Abbott & Costello routine... Cheers, Babe. Bud: You know, strange as it may seem, they give baseball players peculiar names nowadays. On the St Louis team, we have Who's on first, What's on second and I don't know is on third. Lou: That's what I want to find out, I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St Louis team. Bud: I'm telling you. Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know is on third! Lou: You know the fellow's names? Bud: Yes Lou: Well then, whose playing first? Bud: Yes. Lou: I mean the fellow's name on first base. Bud: Who. Lou: The fellow's name on first base for St Louis. Bud: Who Lou: The guy on first base Bud: Who is on first base Lou: What are you asking me for? Bud: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Who is on first! Lou: I'm asking you, who is on first? Bud: That's the man's name Lou: That's whose name? Bud: Yes Lou: Well, go ahead and tell me Bud: Who Lou: The guy on first Bud: Who Lou: The first baseman Bud: Who is on first Lou: (Getting worked up) Have you got a first baseman on first? Bud: Why certainly Lou: Well, all I am trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base Bud: Oh, no, no. What is on second base Lou: I'm not asking you whose on second Bud: Who's on first Lou: That's what I'm trying to find out Bud: Well, don't change the players around Lou (shouting): I'm not changin' anybody! Bud: Take it easy man Lou: What's the guy's name on first base? Bud: What's the guy's name on second base Lou: I'm not asking whose on second Bud: Whose on first Lou: I don't know Bud: He's on third. We're not talking about him Lou: How could I get on third base? Bud: You mentioned his name Lou: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Bud: No, who's playing first Lou: Stay offa first will ya??! Bud: Please, now what is it you'd like to know? Lou: What is the fellow's name on third base? Bud: What is the fellow's name on second base Lou: I'm not asking you whose on second. Bud: Who's on first Lou: I don't know Both together: Third base! Lou: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Bud: Certainly. Lou: Who gets the money? Bud: Every dollar of it Lou: When you give the guy the money, who gets it? Bud: Yes. He's entitled to it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Lou: Whose wife? Bud: Yes. Lou: Look, when you give the guy a receipt, how does he sign it? Bud: Who Lou: The guy you give the money too Bud: Who. That's how he signs it Lou: You got an outfield? Bud: Certainly Lou: St Louis has got a good outfield? Bud: Oh, absolutely Lou: The left fielder's name? Bud: Why. Lou: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask Bud: Well, I just thought I'd tell you Lou: Then tell me, who's playing left field? Bud: Who's playing first Lou: Stay outta the infield!! I wanna know what's the fellow's name in left field? Bud: What's on second Lou: I'm not asking you who's on second Bud: Who is on first Lou: I don't know Together: Third base! Bud: Now take it easy man! Lou: And the left fielder's name? Bud: Why Lou: Because Bud: Oh, he's in centre field Lou: Wait a minute, you gotta pitcher on the team? Bud: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher Lou: I don't know. What's the pitcher's name Bud: Tomorrow Lou: You don't want to tell me today? Bud: I'm telling you man Lou: Then go ahead Bud: Tomorrow Lou: What time? Bud: What time what? Lou: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching? Bud: Now listen. Who is not pitching. Who is on... Lou: I'll break your arm is you say whose on first Bud: Then why did you ask me? Lou: I want to know what's the pitcher's name! Bud: What's on second Lou: I don't know Together: Third base! Lou: You got a catcher? Bud: Sure Lou: the catcher's name? Bud: Today Lou: Today. And tomorrow's pitching. Bud: Now you've got it Lou: That's all, St Louis has got a couple of days on the team! that's all. Bud: Well, I can't help that. What you want me to do? Lou: I'm a good catcher too you know Bud: I know that Lou: I would like to play for St Louis someday Bud: Well, I might arrange that Lou: I would like to catch. Now Tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching Bud: OK Lou: Tomorrow throws the ball, and the guy gets up and bunts the ball Bud: yes Lou: So when he bunts the ball, me being a good catcher, I want to throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Who? Bud: Now, that's the first thing you've said right! Lou: I don't even know what I'm talking about! Bud: Well, that's all you have to do Lou: I throw it to first base Bud: Yes Lou: Now who's got it? Bud: Naturally Lou: Who has it? Bud: Naturally Lou: Naturally? Bud: Naturally. Lou: I throw the ball to naturally Bud: No, you throw the ball to Who! Lou: Naturally Bud: Naturally Lou: So I throw the ball to who? Bud: Naturally Lou: Same as you! Same as you! Bud: You throw the ball to who, Who gets it. Lou: He'd better get it! Bud: That's it. All right now, don't get excited. Take it easy Lou (in a right state now): Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Bud: Uh-huh. Lou: Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow. Triple play! Bud: Could be Lou: Another guy gets up, and it's a long fly-ball to Because. Why? I don't know, he's on third and I don't give a darn Bud: what was that? Lou: I said I don't give a darn! Bud: Oh, that's our short stop!	Babe Ruth (416)
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