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| Thread ID: 41486 | 2004-01-12 23:04:00 | A little humour from Microsoft | antmannz (28) | Press F1 |
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| 207029 | 2004-01-12 23:04:00 | To be found here. (www.microsoft.com) | antmannz (28) | ||
| 207030 | 2004-01-12 23:35:00 | lol! I like this bit: As you probably know, Microsoft has a sort of love-hate relationship with the registry. The registry is the configuration database for Windows and Windows applications, and many options can only be set by manually changing a value in the registry. For example, if you’ve ever read a Microsoft Knowledge Base article, you’ve likely seen a sentence similar to this: “To correct this problem, change the following value in the registry.” Now that’s fine, except that this sentence is invariably followed by a disclaimer similar to this one: Warning Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Ever. We know we just told you to do that, but would you jump off a cliff if we told you to? Don’t ever change a value in the registry. Don’t even say the word registry. We know a guy once who said the word registry, and three days later he was hit by a bus. True story. As a matter of fact, you shouldn’t even have a registry on your computer. If you suspect that you do have a registry on your computer, please call us and a trained professional will be dispatched to your office to remove the registry immediately. If you accidentally touch the registry, wash your hands with soap and water and call a doctor. Do not swallow the registry or get it in your eyes |
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| 207031 | 2004-01-12 23:39:00 | what is Microsoft bob ? | robsonde (120) | ||
| 207032 | 2004-01-12 23:51:00 | Microsoft Bob (toastytech.com) | godfather (25) | ||
| 207033 | 2004-01-13 11:13:00 | Microsoft Bob is fantastic. There are actually a HUGE amount of things from Bob which have slowly found their way back into Windows and other MS applications. | -=JM=- (16) | ||
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