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207284 2004-01-14 01:30:00 Enjoy:

I have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling chequers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if wee were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

Anon.


Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
207285 2004-01-14 04:26:00 Very good. Ewe shore have to concentraight. Dolby Digital (160)
207286 2004-01-15 12:23:00 Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteesr are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Why btoehr wtih seplilng at all as lnog as you osbrvee the aovbe rlue.
Craigb (688)
207287 2004-01-15 23:16:00 Yes, but it olny wkros for spistimilc wingrits or if you konw the bisac cxnetot of the ogiranil mgsaese .

The ieda altmoclatiauy bakers dwon mabrliesy if you apttment to cenvoy clempox cepnocts or iaegodolcil anemtgrus riqenurg a muicdom of porir kengdolwe of the turouots midnagranes scuh decosrusis iblavitney wednar .

Crehes

Blily {8)-

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Billy T (70)
207288 2004-01-16 11:52:00 I see what you mean, but I was able to get the basic message context if I just glanced over the text without trying to read each word (some of which stumped me for a bit). A bit of fun anyway. :D

Craigb
Craigb (688)
207289 2004-01-17 03:45:00 > Yes, but it olny wkros for spistimilc wingrits or if
> you konw the bisac cxnetot of the ogiranil mgsaese.
>
>
> The ieda altmoclatiauy bakers dwon mabrliesy if you
> apttment to cenvoy clempox cepnocts or iaegodolcil
> anemtgrus riqenurg a muicdom of porir kengdolwe of
> the turouots midnagranes scuh decosrusis iblavitney
> wednar.

I agree Craig, but I also have to admit that it wasn't really a fair test, I deliberately used a few less-common words and twisted syntax. :D

Translation: Yes, but it only works for simplistic writings, or if you know the basic context of the original message.

The idea automatically breaks down miserably if you attempt to convey complex concepts or idealogical arguments requirng a modicum of prior knowledge of the tortuous meanderings such discourses inevitably wander.

Like all faux-scientific findings, they hold some truth, but are fun to debunk. ]:)

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :D
Billy T (70)
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