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212709 2004-02-04 03:24:00 The Law of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results .
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Bawldrick's Law of Cunning Plans:
Every person has a cunning plan that will not work .
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The Law of Problem Solving:
Inside of every large problem there is a small problem waiting to get out .
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The 90-90 Rule of Scheduling:
The first 90 percent of a task consumes 90 percent of the time; the remaining 10 percent consumes the other 90 percent .
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The Law of Inertia:
Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will eventually get forgotten .
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The Law of Inevitability:
Any time things appear to be getting better, you have overlooked something .
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The Law of Perfection:
There is never time to do anything right, but always time to do it over again .
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The Law of Solutions:
The chief cause of today's problems was yesterday's solutions .
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The Law of Murphy:
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong .

Law of Drunk: Who cares? Just drink it .

The Law of AI:
No matter what condition you ask it to check, real AI knows that you are testing it, and will never give the correct answer .

The other queue always moves faster .

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train .

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn .

My favorite:

He who has the gold makes the rules . 		Megaman (344)
212710 2004-02-04 06:29:00 And another

If you play with something for long enough, you will eventually break it. 		Craigb (688)
212711 2004-02-04 06:58:00 A couple of Goodies:

To err is human, to really foul things up you need a computer.

Python's Principle Of TV Morality: There is nothing wrong with sex on TV, as long as you don't fall off.

Jeff. 		Jeff (1070)
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