Forum Home
Press F1
 
Thread ID: 42240 2004-02-05 02:29:00 OT: Harmless fun Graham L (2) Press F1
Post ID Timestamp Content User
212931 2004-02-05 02:29:00 It's nice to see that there are people who can play harmless games on the Internet. ;-)

Enter "miserable failure" or "unelectable" to Google, and see what a Google bomb does. ]:)
Graham L (2)
212932 2004-02-05 02:34:00 what was supposed to happen as my results had george bush as 1st in unelectable and 2nd in miserable failure? csinclair83 (200)
212933 2004-02-05 02:46:00 And why do you think those sites scored so highly? Graham L (2)
212934 2004-02-05 02:48:00 Chris, Look here (homepage.ntlworld.com) for a full explanation.

Cheers
Miami
Miami Steve (2128)
212935 2004-02-05 02:48:00 coz hes a complete failure :D just like his daddy was wasnt he...or did i not learn history right....

i get it now lol
csinclair83 (200)
212936 2004-02-05 03:16:00 At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator.


Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", Ashcroft said.
"They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

:D Just received this afternoon from Canada :D
Terry Porritt (14)
212937 2004-02-05 03:43:00 And of course, algebra is just arithmetic using letters, for people who are too stupid to use numbers. Graham L (2)
212938 2004-02-05 03:50:00 Of course !

And for those that are interested in the real low-down on George W, type 'dubya' into Google.
Terry Porritt (14)
1