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| Thread ID: 43168 | 2004-03-05 22:34:00 | THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY | Jester (13) | Press F1 |
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| 220325 | 2004-03-05 22:34:00 | Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda .. ;) THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY Log On - Make the barbecue hotter Log Off - The barbecue is too hot Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue Download - Get the firewood off the ute Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys Window - What you shut when it's cold Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season Byte - What mosquitoes do Bit - What mosquitoes did Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do Chip - A bar snack Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips Modem - What you did to the lawns Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife Laptop - Where the cat sleeps Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed Mainframe - What holds the shed up Web - What spiders make Web Site - The shed or under the verandah Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go Upgrade - A steep hill Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things Network - When you have to repair your fishing net Internet - Complicated fish net repair method Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net Online - When you get the laundry hung out Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. |
Jester (13) | ||
| 220326 | 2004-03-05 22:46:00 | :^O :D | Jen C (20) | ||
| 220327 | 2004-03-05 22:56:00 | lol :D | Megaman (344) | ||
| 220328 | 2004-03-06 01:02:00 | lol... nice!! ;) :D |
zminos (5010) | ||
| 220329 | 2004-03-06 01:37:00 | > lol... nice!! :^O hehe good one :D :D |
stu140103 (137) | ||
| 220330 | 2004-03-06 01:48:00 | Now this is a goodie Jester. i was laughing a little too much and thought it read Modem - what you do to the outlaws....... (meaning relations - inlaws) that just made it a little funnier if it can be..... :p ive read it more than once and it still brings tears to the eyes laughing that much. :D do we have any Australians here???? no offence..... :D beetle |
beetle (243) | ||
| 220331 | 2004-03-06 06:04:00 | > do we have any Australians here???? Technically yes ;) I've seen this a few years ago; twas either on a calendar or in an email. |
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