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Thread ID: 43216 2004-03-07 03:40:00 OT: What do customers really want?? dipstick01 (445) Press F1
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220859 2004-03-09 08:39:00 > Oh dear Laura,
>
> you missed some amazingly good posts and threads
> while getting to the actual facts, details and
> answers expected? during the best laugh a lot of us
> have had for a while.
>
> subjects covered were, Tardis machines, cows, maths,
> freezers, swimming pools, oh and quantum foam, and a
> dam fine woodchopper. :D
>
> i may have missed some items but no animal or item
> (human or otherwise ) was hurt in the writing of this
> thread.... :D
>
> the main names that come to mind are Godfather,
> Elephant, Winston001, Thomas, and a few others????
> and me :8}
> sorry if i have missed any body out.
>
> im sorry i cant recall the name of the post but it
> had something to do with size of a freezer if i
> remember at all. :D and i dont remember who posted it
> either.
>
> it was a goodie.
>
> beetle
>
Were these the threads you were looking for? I had a good laugh at reading them once again.

Whats wrong wif my fridge, Oct 16, 2003 (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz)
and:
OT - Cubic Measurment, Nov 23, 2003 (pressf1.pcworld.co.nz)
exLL (515)
220860 2004-03-09 08:50:00 does anyone else fail to see how steak and eggs relates to salespeople :D

but another example. i go in to buy the sims. i get teh disk box. i go into teh queue. no-one serves me. i had the money on the counter. i have the box. i dont get served, and am now offically ****** off at Big Byte, and probably won't go there again
Megaman (344)
220861 2004-03-09 10:59:00 Omigod
Not the dreaded FRIDGE thread..

No... all is well.
It's your 2nd option which is bovine (I went to the big bad city of Auckland for a while & missed it)

No woodchipper there - only a freezer. But finding a ruminant will do.

Certainly those I have owned never had to eat woodchips, but there's no accounting for what some people will feed their animals.
(And perhaps elephants are ignorant about creatures with more than one stomach..?)
Laura (43)
220862 2004-03-09 11:48:00 Steak & eggs = protein

Protein = stamina

Stamina = what they need to ignore you while you're glaring at the counter
Laura (43)
220863 2004-03-10 03:49:00 > Yes Metla, my world does revolve around me. And I
> care about me.

"I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes.

So yes, it is entirely possible that we are all extensions of Jack's existence and entirely subject to his whim. Watch out all you insolent sales staff. :D
Winston001 (3612)
220864 2004-03-10 05:57:00 Ah!. Rene Descartes. A philosopher, soldier and mathematician. Mainly known today as one of the founders of Cartesian geometry.

His statement “I think, therefore I exist” (actually cogito, ergo sum) was originally postulated by him as the most fundamental and self-evident truth on which a rationalist (or deductive) approach to knowledge could be based.

Descartes’ program for advancing knowledge this was subsequently lampooned by Laplace in his much-quoted statement of (the classic exposition of) pure determinism (also for those interested if any – unlikely in this forum-, considered more fully in Immanuel Kant’s “Critique of Pure Reason”.

The quote by Descrates was I think not intended by him as a statement on the primacy (or at least the equality) of the individual over the group. Probably more appropriate for this purpose are John Stuart Mill’s thoughts in his “Essay on Liberty”:

"If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."

I always liked that one.
rugila (214)
220865 2004-03-13 06:53:00 Just a tip of the hat to Rugila for the interesting epigram on Descartes. I'm only vaguely familiar with Cartesian Dualism and always willing to learn.

Thanks.
Winston001
Winston001 (3612)
220866 2004-03-13 10:43:00 Try research and a spell checker. Having read earlier posts you have a reason to spell "the" using "teh"

Consistent though as I see it.

Want to buy Steak and Eggs do you?

Try the three R's.

To that you may add the fourth.

Research!
Elephant (599)
220867 2004-03-14 04:02:00 I am sure glad I left appliance/electronic retail 6 years ago, after 14 years of trying to please every possible personality, preconceived ideas of what sort of service they will or wont get, doing your best for bugger all pay and being berated for it! Jester (13)
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