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Thread ID: 130708	2013-04-15 01:32:00	Monday Laughs....Start with Religion & finish on Blondes - that should ht the spot...	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1337011	2013-04-15 20:54:00	I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy. Went to the bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile" and "pervert" at me just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 60. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether." The cost of living has now gotten so bad my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." My wife has been missing for a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Good Sammy’s and got all of her clothes back. The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway. ;)	WalOne (4202)
1337012	2013-04-15 21:02:00	:lol: brilliant Wal, they should go good with Noddys stuff :thumbs:	Gobe1 (6290)
1337013	2013-04-15 22:18:00	Another Anti-Joke... *** A man walks into a bar... He's an alcoholic and it's destrying his family.	lordnoddy (3645)
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