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223665 2004-03-19 09:01:00 Pagophagia


Eating a tray of ice daily for two months to help offset iron deficiency

Cheers

Billy 8-{) :)
I could do this, really, I could, honest, I mean,
all I need is a crate of good (but not too good)
whisky, an understanding Doctor to diagnose
my iron deficiency, and a couple of bottles of best
single Malt (after I'm cured) to ease my conscience
about all that water in the whisky:8}
Billy T (70)
223666 2004-03-19 10:49:00 >Eating a tray of ice daily for two months to help offset iron deficiency

Hate to burst your bubble, and your scheme to indulge in a little (ok, a lot) of tipple tasting, but if you were munching on a tray of ice a day it wouldn't help offset any iron deficiency, as it is too late. That behaviour indicates you already are in the midst of suffering from it. :D

Mind you, if you tell the good Doctor that the water was sourced from old rusty pipes, or you promised to eat the iron ice tray as well, I'm sure that washing it down with a touch of the Malty stuff would be perfectly acceptable :p
Jen C (20)
223667 2004-03-19 11:00:00 Or roast beef...?

(Red meat is rich in iron)

Elephant's cow...?
Laura (43)
223668 2004-03-19 11:30:00 You'd get a frosty reaction from Mrs T if you tried that one Billy.

And she'd quickly become overwrought at the iron deficiency claim too. :D
exLL (515)
223669 2004-03-19 13:39:00 I suspect that conjecture at this juncture is
meaningless, Billy. Carry out the treatment
ensuring that each cube is thoroughly dis-
infected with a suitable malt, and please
advise the results of the experiment as soon
as you are able to type again.
R2
R2x1 (4628)
223670 2004-03-19 21:03:00 Mush you no jen! Hic*

I'sh feelin better orreddy :D

Musta bin iron difishinsee orright

Cheers, beers, oliphants ears

Billy *6-{)
Billy T (70)
223671 2004-03-20 22:10:00 Not sure what the fuss is about reasons;

"If all be well as I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink,
Good wine, a friend, or feeling dry,
Or lest we should be bye and bye,
OR ANY OTHER REASON WHY !!"

(author unknown)

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